Friday, December 29, 2006

Maid "Drama"

i know this is my second post today. i'm sorry.. i'm wasting your time.. whatever!
i'm just so PISSED! who the hell does she think is threatening me?

here's the story. my uncle came for a visit. as a matter or fact he's still in the living room laughing his ass off with my dad.. dad told our maid to make tea.. sahla 9a7? 15 minutes later there's no tea. where's the F*&king tea?
10 minutes later (if you're doing the math, that's 25 minutes since he told them to make) one of our maids comes in (the new one. she's been here for 3 months) dad tells me to see what's up. i go to her to joke with her and next thing i know she starts crying! she tells me that the other maid yelled at her and made everything hard on her because dad told the new one to make tea, not her!
so i'm thinking "she's jealous?" and she starts saying how because there's no sugar she totally flipped out on her and started screaming and shit!
and then she stops and and looks behind me. i turn and see her coming. i followed her and told her to tell me what happened.. and this is what she said:
"Sarah intay la esawe drama"
!!

all this time the tea was waiting.. i told her twadeeh (3nad!) she said no!

i swear to god i was sooo close to slapping her..

i started to tell her enna t3adel eslobha o te7terim nafs,ha. that's when she started threatening us both..

then i threatened her back.. saying that enna ana ba3ad 3indy 3yoon o athoon tisma3 while making the phone sign with my hand.. that's when she shut up and said inshalla (bitch) and mithel el chalba ra7at twady el chay..

elly 9ij ba6 chabdy enna all this was about stupid freaking SUGAR!!

now if you'll excuse me i'm going to scream into my pillow. this post didn't help any..

p.s being nice is a bitch.. don't ever try it. and if you're naturaly nice.. i'm so sorry

Sunday, December 24, 2006

It *IS* A Small World

today i just realized that my cousin is a very well liked blogger. i've always read his blog but never really said anything. and today i found out something about that particular blogger and it hit me hard that it's actually my cousin. i never knew he felt what he's feeling. and when i see him next week i will not tell him what i just found out. because it is his private blog and it's not my place to tell him that i know. truth be told, i won't say i understand. i don't think i ever will, and i don't think i really want to.

this is his own way to express the way he feels and i won't stand in his way. i won't comment on his blog, and i'm positive he will never comment on mine or even visit it. and i don't really care.

even after reading his blog he is still a mystery to me, he always was and always will be to me. i don't mind.

my sister's friend is also a blogger and the way i found out is really funny. and she knows i blog too, but she doesn't know it's actually me. she actually commented on my blog once and when i saw her the next day it was like... i don't know.

i always check out their blogs but i will never ever comment or say something.

and having the knowledge that they may never read this, is actually fine. i just wanted to write this because they might read this. and if they figure out who i am (which i doubt) then maybe we'll see what happens.

if they read this.. all i have to say is:
your secret's safe with me :P

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Beavis and Butthead in Mr. Anderson's balls

lool sha5bary!

i loved the show when they used to air it.
i couldn't stop laughing then, and i can't stop laughing now..

dumb asses

Friday, December 22, 2006

Weirdest Dream Ever!

To tell you the truth I don’t remember how it all started, but I do remember how weird it was. I was one of the weirdest dreams I’ve ever had, and I just couldn’t not publish it, I never wanna forget it. So I decided to write it down and publish it.

Here goes nothing..

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It felt like a normal day to me, everything was normal. I was at school, I was freaking out because I didn’t finish my art assignment. It was normal. Until my brother showed up at school with the same problem. That was okay. Me and my brother always do everything at the last minute. What was weird was why was he at my school. You have to know is that I’m in a public high school. Which meant girls only. So why is he here? And why am I not telling him to leave before I get suspended. I mean he snuck in. but that’s not the problem.

He came to me complaining about not having any paint. Which was unsurprisingly my problem too. So we go to find some paint. So we go to the other school near the art department. And when we step into the school, stairs magically appear out of nowhere to take us underground. Now you must know that my school is huge! It’s 2 schools made into one. And when you enter the second school stairs don’t magically appear to take you anywhere, or more importantly under ground. Moving on.

We go underground and there are house-like things surrounding us with one in the middle that’s much higher than the others. We move on for our search for paint. We knock on the first door we see and an old lady opens the door. We ask her for some paint and she says that some other house has some, but he won’t give it to us unless we have something else, which I don’t really remember. We thank her and go to the next door and it’s the same story and said that if we gave him this he’ll give us that.
So it became like a trade thing. But what was really weird was that at the end they all said the same thing “just don’t tell ‘the wife’” who the hell was ‘the wife’ little did we know that we were going to find out.

So we didn’t really give their warning much thought and went to look for what we came for. And the only house left was the one in the middle. So we go the house – reluctantly- and knock the door. Then we were shocked to find my uncle answer the door. Instantly we were happy to see a face we knew well. We said hi and talked and all that. And we asked him for the paint. He said he’d trade us the paint for some brushes. We immediately agreed and went to get the paintbrushes that I had in my bag. But before we left he said “just don’t show them to my wife”

“Wait a minute… She’s ‘the wife’?” I said surprised to see my uncle afraid of his wife.
“Yes. Just go and hurry.” he said pushing us to leave.

So we leave and get the paintbrushes and we go back with smiles and hope in our hearts to know that we’re not going to flunk in our class.

We arrive at my uncles’ house and my brother goes up the stairs and knocks on the door. I wait downstairs impatient and wanting to go finish my painting.

We had fear on our eyes when my uncles’ wife opens the door. And my brother tries to hide his painting but she sees it and takes it from him. And glares at him. I throw my painting under the stairs where my uncles’ huge painting leans on the stairs. I stretch my hand to my uncle’s wife indicating that I would throw away the painting. A look of pride crosses her face and gives it to me with a smile. I take the painting and throw it under the stairs along the other paintings.

The smile is still on her face when she comes down to hug me and tell me how proud she is of me. As she got closer she noticed how my eyes kept looking past her. She turns around and spots the paintings. She turns to me with a look of disappointment and anger, and goes to pick the bigger painting –my uncles’. She takes a letter opener from her pocket and puts holes in his painting. In the back of my mind I wonder why she would have a letter opener in her pocket, to keep it for emergencies? When she gets a letter out of now where? I didn’t know. And I ceased to care when I saw what she had done to the painting.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing? You can’t do that!” I screamed at her while my brother ran down the stairs to see what was happening.
“I can do whatever I want!” And then WHAM!
She slaps me! Who the hell does she think she is?! I open my mouth to speak when she hits me again. And I start to taste blood in my mouth. I turn to look at her when I see my uncle coming from around the corner. He sees me and asks what happened.

“I..and then she..” I couldn’t finish my sentence. I was too shocked to even say a coherent sentence.
“Is that all you can say?” she says obnoxiously. At that moment I felt something snap. Either it was my tolerance for her or my sanity. I couldn’t tell.
“You wanna know what I can say? F*** YOU!”
“uh –oh” was the only thing my brother said before he ran. I didn’t know I had that in me. I didn’t know I had that much balls.

Her eyes almost fell out of their sockets when she heard me. And my uncle… well he was too shocked to do anything to say the least.

I saw her walking over to me. That’s when I knew that it was time to go. I started running when she started to walk faster. When I got out of the school. I see myself getting out of one of the English classrooms in the other school that’s located upstairs. But I kept running until I was running next to my brother.

“DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE DID TO ME?! THE F***ING B***H K** O**A!” I scream while running. Girls stop and stare after they heard what I said and see my brother but that never stopped us from running.

And then I woke up..


Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Random

*it is 8:16 and i am still in my bed laughing my ass off because everybody is off to school.. but me!

*yesterday i gave my parents my report card. and for once they were actually happy! but then they said they wanted better results in the finals. *sighs* i knew it was too good to be true :(

* i woke up today realizing that eid is in a couple of weeks. and i still have nothing to wear. and i really need to go the salon to get ready.

* this is the part where i have penis envy. girls have to go shop and go to the salon to do their nails hair and other woman stuff when all guys have to do is buy a dishdasha and go to the 7alag 3ashan e7algoon. they have no idea how easy they have it.

*right now i'm eating yesterdays birthday cake. hehe

*i had no idea that i was such a music freak! yesterday i downloaded 41 songs in 10 minutes! where the hell do i get these songs?!

*god bless limewire :D

*i forgot to tell y'all i got my iPOD back!! yaaaay!! and thankfully all the songs and videos that were in the iPOD are still there which is fantastic!!

*i have no idea what everyone's problem is! i wanna cut my hair. and everytime i say they scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! don't you dare!" why not? i wanna change my style at least :( but they say it's perfect. i don't like it much. oh well.

* what's your place with your siblings? in our house: 1.the perfect girl (my sister) 2.the outsider (my brother) 3-4. the jokers (me and my other brother) 5. the spoiled brat (my younger brother) what are you?

*if you're the youngest of the family. do they spoil you? or mi6rash 3ala rasik?

*i think this post is getting to long.. oh well!

*my mid-terms start this saturday! time is moving too fast for me and i can't keep up!

*i don't know what's wrong but i'm always thinking about my future car. like what color i want it or what company i want it from. i still have 2 years! but i really wanna drive. i loved it the first time i drove.

*have you seen or heard diddy's new song "tell me"? it's amazing!

* i'm wearing my favorite n3al. it's a gorilla :D (i'll post about it later)

* i bought 3 new books and i still haven't read them.i read just the first chapter and closed it. they weren't that good or interesting. which shows how much i judge a book by it's cover.

*i'm getting thirsty and out of things to say. i'll see you later!

Sunday, December 17, 2006

The Angel & The Devil

“You know what I hate?! I hate it when some @$$%*&! Takes two parking spaces! They should take away his license! I mean what if there was an emergency and the dude has to stop and he finds that he can’t have that space because there isn’t enough space for his own car because the @$$ took two parking spaces!!!” he said as he came in without saying hello or anything for that matter.
I lift my head up and see that he’s waiting for my reaction.
“Oh hey, Amy. How are you?” I say imitating his voice.
“Well hello there Jake. I’m fine, thank you for asking.” I reply to myself while he gives me his death stare that scares everybody but me.
“I’m just freaking out because of this test that I have in a couple of hours!” I yell and go back to my book, and I’m aware that he’s turning to see if there’s anybody around.
“DAMNIT! GOD DAMNIT! Why are you always mean when no one’s around?” he says as he gets closer and sits on the ground next to me.
“What?” I say finally looking at him.
“Yeah. When nobody’s around you’re a big mean sarcastic monster…thing,” he says while tries to make a shape of me with his hands.

I open my mouth to make a smart come back. But he beats me to it.
“In front of everybody you’re like a cute little helpless angel and I’m the devil. And people feel sorry for you and wonder why you even put up and hang out with me. For once I want you to be like that in front of people. Just once.” He begs me.

I roll my eyes and look at him. “You know why I hang out with you. And we both can’t be bad guys at the same time. There has to be some kind of… mixture? Does that make any sense?” I say as the bell rings and people are getting out of class and start filling the halls.
“Not really.” He grins with a look in his eyes that I can’t help but secretly love, as I grin back at him.

We keep looking into each other’s eyes for a couple of seconds and I can feel my heart beating faster. He blinks and clears his throat. The moment’s gone and I can feel him looking at everything but me. I turn and try to continue studying.

“Ok this place is a mess.” He says while he picks up the books and candy wrappers from around me. And he gets up and throws it in the trash and comes back to put my books in my backpack.
A smile is on my face when he comes back.
“What?” he asks in confusion.

“You switched.”

Monday, December 11, 2006

My B.Day


so the day has *finally* come! it's my birthday!

so happy birthday me! hehe

no i feel that i must say this. so that nobody gets this wrong.
when you get me my present. i expect it to be nice. if there's no present. money is expectable. money is also preferable. and i won't be accepting anything less than 5 k.d. :D

so that's that! and now i'm gonna go to bed. got a big test tomorrow! wish me luck sweeties!!

i expect to see some serious presents in the mail :P

night guys.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Just Cruisin..

hey wazzaap peeps!!
i just had my first driving lesson! (woho!)
i drove all around the area and almost reached jam3ia shamiya.. well that's kind of an over statement since i only drove around the 7a'9ana in front of our house, but excitement can do that for a person. so cut me some slack.

anyway i was a great driver! for a first timer that is. i mean i didn't hit any ra9eef and i didn't break too hard. you know the hard break that you feel like you're going to fly out the window break? yeah i didn't do that. i was a "natural". that was a direct quote from my momma.

you should have seen the look at the asian's face when he saw how i was driving. i wanted to open my window and ask him if i was a good driver. but my mah said no. :(

anyway i just wanted to write this down so that i wouldn't forget it. just 2 more years. just 2 more years. say it with me. just 2 more years. just 2 more years.

well that's all folks.. i'll holla at youz latta

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Badeleyat For Sale!

Good Morning children!

as you may all know i have been dubbed "om el badleyat" by almost every person i meet.
so i feel that i must prove to you that i've earned that name.

so here are a few bedleyat that i had the time to remember and to actually write.. but i think these are enough to show you that i really really earned the name "om el badleyat"

so without further ado.. my badleyat!:

1. sekrietay (9akartay)
2. tuh (duh + totally)
3. 9af6a (9af7a)
4. sa3boola (e9a3boona)
5. quality net (k net)
6. daad (dude + man)
7. rooma nonee7a (nooma moree7a)
8. exclamation park (exclamation mark + ??)
9. spood (speed of food)
10. soka (spoon + shoka?)
11. madro (madri + i don't know)
12. tonay (today + tonight)
13. fe5el (fe3el 5ology)

here they are.. of course i feel that i must tell you that there have been many more before and there will be many more after..

after i've explained myself i must bid you farewell..

farewell! and good morning!

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

hello my dear children.. how's life? how's work? or school? or whatever..

we're all good? good :) if you're happy i'm happy..

now the reason that i'm being so up beat today is that i just had a brain fart. a good brain fart..

since i can make DVDs on my laptop now (oh yeah did i tell you? i'm a mac! and i'm soooo lovin' it. 7addy ishtahait Mcdees, mitta a5er marra akalt junk food?) anyway let's get back to business.
where was i? oh yeah! i can make DVDs. and since i started my exams, i thought why not make a movie out of it?
i'm going to make a movie starring moi while i study! how stupid is that! doesn't that qualify as a great brain fart?!

i already had started on the first day. i didn't get much. it was only 50 min. of me studying. (i thought it was enough torture for my future viewers)

and i'll start on the second day on monday? since i have psychology on wednesday -.-..

anyway this post is taking too long and i've been taking too much of your time.
thank you for joining me today, good night and have a pleasent (plaesent? pleesent? how the F%$& do you spell that?!!) tomorrow..

Friday, December 01, 2006

Happy B.Day "Shag7a"!!

today is the DAY!! finally the day has come to celebrate and partay!

happy birthday faloo7i!! <3 YOU!!

can't wait for tonight's party. we are sooo gonna have fun!



on another note:
what do you peeps think of my new template?
i didn't get a new one. I'M STILL LOOKING!
so i had to get a replacement so i could make the blog happy..

anyway what do you think? i'm kinda satisfied with it. :)

laterzz

Thursday, November 30, 2006

In Your Arms

I had just finished my studying, and I was in dying need of a break. So I walk out to the living room and I see her on the sofa watching an old Arabic movie, which she’s in love with.
As I walk over to her and sit next to her, she opens her arms wide open in an invitation to hug and hold me. As always I rest my head on her chest while she plays with my hair and kisses my head.
Finally relaxing as she continues doing what she always does. I close my eyes and listen to her beating heart. And I know that I’ll always be safe, in my mothers’ arms.

Saturday, November 25, 2006



I don't believe you, when you give me your word.



Friday, November 24, 2006

Happy BirthDay MishMisha!!!

today is the day!!
it's ma blogs birthday!
i have been blogging for a whole year! DAMN i need to get a life :P
ma baby's 1 year old. i can't believe it..

you should have seen it's face when i told it what it's preset is! it flipped out LOL!
but ofcourse the present is "in the mail"
i can't help it. i had to lie. i couldn't tell it i didn't find a good template. i'm still looking. this is a really special accasion. it has to be right.


anyway..happy birthday sweety..

be patient.. you will get your new template.. *turns around and whispers* i just have to find the damn thing..


Monday, November 20, 2006

I'm Getting Writer's Block :(

my muse has gone M.I.A (what does it stand for anyway?)
i've been wanting to write something- anything, but there's nothing! this has happened alot, but it's never been this long... when was the last time i wrote something useful? (don't answer that..i don't wanna get humiliated)
come back to me.. please?

maybe it's because i've been busy with school and stuff..
i miss writing :/

a demain

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Some Quizzes..


You Are a Pegasus



You are a perfectionist, with an eye for beauty.

You know how to live a good life - and you rarely deviate from your good taste.

While you aren't outgoing, you have excellent social skills.

People both admire you - and feel very comfortable around you.


cuuute ;P


You Are 35% Left Brained, 65% Right Brained



The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.

Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.

If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.

Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.



The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.

Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.

If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.

Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.


what does that mean?

You're Totally Sarcastic

You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.

am i really?



You Are 10% Extrovert, 90% Introvert



You avoid people at all costs

You aren't one for social interaction

And you limit your interaction to a select few

Thank God for self checkout!


i knew i was an introvert, but not that much!




Your True Birth Month Is December



Logical

Patriotic

Ambitious

Not egoistic

Loves praise

Loves to joke

Fun to be with

Not pretending

Loves attention

Short tempered

Hates restrictions

Loves to socialize

Loves to be loved

Loyal and generous

Impatient and hasty

Changing personality

Good sense of humor

Honest and trustworthy

Influential in organizations

Takes high pride in oneself

Active in games and interactions

What's Your True Birth Month?

my birth month *is* december :/


You Are A Hornbeam Tree

You are a reserved person, looking in from the outside.
Naturally attractive, you take good care of your looks.
You are not egoistic, and you make life as comfortable as possible.
You look for kindness in others - though you are seldom happy with yourself.
A bit mistrusting and unsure, you dream of being swept away by someone unusual.

hehe :P



Your Birth Month is December



You love life and exude an outgoing, cheerful vibe.

Blessed with a great sense of humor, you can laugh at adversity.



Your soul reflects: Celebration, success, and wealth



Your gemstone: Blue Topaz



Your flower: Narcissus



Your colors: Indigo, green, and blue-green




Your Observation Skills Get A B-

Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time)
And it takes something big to distract you!

hey i'll take anything




Your Famous Last Words Will Be:



"So, you're a cannibal."

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

ok this post is getting too long..
laterzz




Thursday, November 16, 2006

I Can't Think Anymore!!

let me tell you when it all started
it started when.... when did it start? i should ask her.

anyway, here's the deal.
i can't have a single thought to myself. because my sister is already thinking the same thing!

we think alike, we have the same thoughts and we say them together at the same time!
you might think it's cute but it's not. it's annoying! and i'm starting to get tired of it.
we thought it was cool at first. then we thought it was weird. now it's just AUUUUGH!

i can't have a single thought to myself.

do we really hang out with each to the extent that we think the same?
then if so, how can i be original?
are we really the same person?
this is really weird..

oh right! i'm so rude!
how's everybody today?

laterzz

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

*BEEP BEEP!* "wtf?!"

okay let's go to where it all actually began..

place: virgin..
time: last week..

i go into virgin everything's fine. me and my cousins are all laughing and happy..
15 minutes later we're going out and while i pass the stealling detector thingy.. it beeps!
"what the hell?" the security dude takes the bag and checks it.. ok i'm good i'm not a shop lifter. he gives me the green light to go.. i pass through it again and it BEEPS!
what the hell?! i turn to the guy and he tells me to just go..

now see that was last week..

today i went again cause i wanted to buy a few CDs so we went again aaand when i went in again it F&^%ing BEEPS!!
i turn and it's the same guy! he tells me to go and just ignore it.. AUGHH!! it was so annoying!
so i give up and think it's probably my iPOD, so i give it to my cousin to keep it with her.. i don't buy anything, the english section is being 'remodeled'.. we go out and yep. beeps!
the funniest thing is everywhere i go there's a security guy there.. and we're thinking are they watching me?? LOL!
don't worry kids this is only the beginning of the nightmare..

my cousin wants to buy something from foot locker and it beeps! :( the guy gives me the wierdest look and i try not to laugh my ass off infront of him.
we go. and more beeping.. the guy looks me up and down and figures i didn't shop lift anything.. ya3ny wain ba7i6 el a'3ra'9??

my cousin goes to athlets foot still looking for the thing and i think you know what happens.. beep beep beeeeeep :'(
we wait 10 minutes and she doesn't find what she wants.. we go and i wait for the beeping.. and it doesn't happen.. YAAAY!! it's the only store that didn't beep!! *celebrates!!*

i think me and the detector thingy have this connection.. or we have some kind of chemistry.. elmohim madry shisalfa!

so shino el 7ikma min hal gi99a??
has this ever happened to you or am i just a freak?!

night kids and sweet dreams..

Friday, November 03, 2006

Thursday, November 02, 2006

OMG! I Totally Forgot!!

it's his birthday today!
how could i have forgotten?!
i am a horrible fan for forgetting!

Janum Din Mubarak Shah Rukh!!
it's his 41st birthday

one of the pro's for being a quarter of an indian ;)

love you..

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

have fun kids!



omg i signed up for nanowrimo and it's going to start in less than 24 hours and i still don't have a story yet!!

i have no idea what i'm going to do..




Friday, October 27, 2006

Explain This To Me..

what the hell does this mean? either it doesn't make any sence or my brain isn't working anymore..

"Be not a baker if your head be of butter."

please explain.. thanks






"I am Plays With Squirrels"



didn't you just love him?!
he was my favorite!

he was funny, sweet and kind.. kinda reminds me of joey..
who i also love!
but that's not the point..

i really miss the show.. i can't help but miss it..


so to make your day a little brighter.. here are a few funny qoutes i've always like:

  • "I married a moose...we don't need counseling"
  • "If stupidity were in the Olympics, you'd win a Nobel Prize." (classic)
  • "It was one of those nights. You know the kind. Like day, but darker."
  • "Life's tough, get a helmet."
  • "I am called Playswith Squirrels."
  • "FEENAAAAY! FA-FA-FA-FEEEEEEENAAAAAY!"
  • "Feeny! Fee-hee-hee (coughs) I can't do it anymore!"
  • "When a crime breaks out, all the cute girls shout, 'Get the good-looking guy.' When there's a crime out there, he's going to comb his hair, cause he's the good-looking guy"
  • "Phanny Feeny?'"
  • "But you see I already had $70 in my wallet and you just gave me $60 so it looks like I already made 10 bucks."
  • "(Referring to Allan-the dad) YOU NEVER BREAST-FED ME!!!" *hits head*
  • "See, duckies are good, cuz not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed 'em crackers and you can ride 'em. See, duckies are the horsies of the ocean. "
  • Eric: Okay, Coreena, I don't know how to say this, so I'm going to choose my words very carefully. I think you're a psycho. I want to get as far away from you as I possibly can.
    Coreena: What?
    Eric: I'm just not the guy for you. You need a guy who's happy, and perky all the time. Maybe a guy whose had part of his brain removed and he thinks he's a bunny, and you can go off and be bunnies together.
  • Eric: So I said to myself, 'Kyle,'...
    Alan: Kyle?
    Eric: That's what I call myself (how many names does he have?)
  • Eric: How great is this.
    Jack: Do you know how great this is?
    Shawn Hunter: This is great.
  • Jack: Eric?
    Eric: [dressed like Noah] No, not Eric, not anymore
    Jack: OK that's fine... ok, what is your name *now*?
    Eric: Plays With Squirrels
  • [Eric is anxious preparing for the SAT test]
    Jason: Your brain needs a rest.
    Eric: No, no. Brain needs oxygen. There's just not enough of it in here. But I bet there's some outside.
    Eric: Ahh... good old H2O. (he's eric what do you expect?)
    Jason: Has your house been tested for radon?
    Eric: Not another test.
  • Eric: Mr. F... F... F... Feeny
    Mr. George Feeny: I love the Feeny call (who does't?)
  • Eric: Guess who's got pictures of Cory running naked through the sprinkler?
    Cory: Eric, I was four.
    Eric: You were twelve.
    Cory: It was... refreshing.
  • Eric: My grades aren't good enough to get me into college?
    Mr. George Feeny: Your grades, my friend, aren't good enough to get you a Slurpee.
  • Eric: Fine. I'll do it. I'm the oldest.
    Jack: Actually, I'm the oldest.
    Eric: Yeah, but I've lived the longest. (you can't help but love him)
  • Eric: When did this school get a library?
    Jack: Everyday is a new adventure isn't it?
  • Sergeant Moore: Boy you are disgrace to this community, this country, and humanity in general!
    Eric: Oh, wow!
  • [Mr. Feeny has just given Eric back his paper]
    Eric: Oh... Mr. Feeny, you didn't finish your sentence. A... what?

ok i now realize that this post getting too long .. so i'll just leave it at that.. with this final quote:
"[shouts] Sneak attack!"

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Bad Joke Bro..

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
click on the picture to see the whole comic.

What the hell is wrong with these people?!
Making fun of people's religion may be funny to you, but it is just very disrespectful to others!

This is not even partially funny! It’s just plain wrong..

dumbasses..

Sunday, October 22, 2006

My Life Through My Eyes...

She is never perfect.
She is hopeless.

She sits in her bathroom crying knowing that it is the only place where she feels safe enough to let the tears fall.

She is a doormat that will do everything –even though she doesn't want to- with a smile for you, and she will never ask for anything in return because she knows she will never receive it.
Why does she do this? Who the hell knows.

They tell her what to do, but they don't tell her how to do it. And when she doesn't do it right, they scold her. And she feels bad about it – even though she knows it's not her fault- still she cries. Why? No idea.

She hides her pain and sadness behind a smile so that nobody can see.

On the outside she is always calm, collected, and happy, in control, when inside she is broken into pieces.

She says right. They say left. She insists on right. They tell her forget right its left.
She goes left, even though she knows it' actually right. Still she does what they tell her.

She would do anything for you, but wouldn't ask for anything in return.
She will always be there for you, but are you ever there? You never were.

They would expect nothing but failure from her, she knows it, but she hides her knowledge. Why would someone do something like that? I have no idea.

She is surrounded by friends and family and she is still lonely.
Why she wants to fit in and be accepted is a mystery.

She wants to write so much more, but there is too many to write and not enough space for it. Maybe another time.

She wrote this because she couldn't keep it in anymore. Crying wasn't enough this time. She wanted to let it out into the world (sort of)

And after this she will go on pretending to be someone she isn't.

And she is me.

Friday, October 20, 2006

I don't know why i even bother..

i really don't!
i try to do something nice for it and it won't even help me!!
i'm talking about my BLOG! yeah i'm talking about you! i can do what ever i want with you!
what? hold on a second hehe.. *turns and yells at blog* you go sit down! i'm having a private conversation here!... i love you too.. but we have to have some boundries.. i need to have a conversation for once without you breathing down my neck..ok? good girl.. i knew i made you for a reason.. *turns back*

now where were we?
oh right!
i'm hopeless with this so called "technology" i simply suck! i admit it.

and you know me whenever i say these things it means only one thing. i need your help. AGAIN!

hey i can't help it if you're so good at this (mashallah)

should i get to the problem? ok
i want to put some music on the blog because it sometimes gets bored just sitting there doing nothing but reading all the "crap" that i wrote. (i'm still mad at you for that mishmisha. you lied to me and hurt my feelings :'( )

so what i need from you is to tell me how to do that... put some music on the blog. :)

she's demanding isn't she? *sigh* i know. she could be a real b!%*& sometimes. but you can't help but love her.

so since i have no idea how to do that. i've done everything! i've gone to google. i've checked some of the results and i had no clue what they were talking about :(

so all i have to say is HELP!

Thursday, October 19, 2006

One Of Them

I see the world pass by while I stare and look out the car window. I try to see what no one has been able to see. I try to find the beauty of it all in one second only, but I actually need two for me to find it. I give up and start to pay attention to what everybody in the car is talking about. They’re talking about the weather, and how it’s unpredictable in this country. I turn my head and look up at the sky and look at the clouds. Nothing is predictable, and nothing is what it seems. And nothing is what it really is.

I keep staring and take a deep breath. It’s always like this. Nothing’s changed. And I realize it will never change. And that makes me feel lonelier than ever.

I want to run away so bad. I want to do so many things that I’m not aloud to, and if only I knew what they really are.

I close my eyes and try to listen to everything around me. I try to think of the reason why they act the way they do. And I come up with nothing. I hate people who aren’t who they say they are. But I’m not the one to judge, since I’m one of them.


It only hurts when I'm breathing
My heart only breaks when it's beating
My dreams only die when I'm dreaming
So, I hold my breath--to forget

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Break It Down Now..

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
to get a better view of it just click on it.

i'm sorry i just had to post this! it is sooo stupid!
i almost fell from my seat laughing my ass off!! LOL

Like a river flows surely to the sea
Darling so it goes
some things are meant to be
take my hand, take my whole life too
for I can't help falling in love with you

Monday, October 16, 2006

Technology Bites!!

i hate it now! but i can't live without it..
this week is really depressing! i have done nothing but sleep, sleep and i think more sleep.
my laptop won't work. it broke up with me :( and i really regret not taking care of my baby :(
i love you and i miss you, why won't you come back to me you piece of crap?! but maybe it's a blessing in disguise.. i mean we've been together since 1900 o 76iba! it's really old and it's been broken for a couple of years.. the CD drive is broken and now it decided to break up with me and die.. how convenient
and plus the iPOD is still not fixed! i am in hell! i think i should consider suicide? i cannot live without my music!! i miss youtube.. i miss prison break!! when's the 23rd going to get here?!

now i realize this might not make any sense but it's 5 in the morning!! so cut me some slack. kthanxbie..
and why am i not asleep? i have to get up for school in a few hours..

oh well!! what can i do?
oh yeah have you seen russell peters?? he is hillarious! you should watch him. amazing!



This world will never be
What I expected
And if I don't belong
Who would have guessed it
I will not leave alone
Everything that I own
To make you feel like it's not too late
It's never too late

Sunday, October 08, 2006


*SOOOB!!!* oh it's HORRIBLE!!

my iPOD is gooooone!!
i found it today with a broken screen!
oh the horror! how am i supposed to live without my iPOD?!
it's my third on already! i think i'm gonna cry..

my first got stolen (thieves!)

My second one is fine but I had to get a new one cause there wasn't any more space.

And now this! A broken screen!!

I might have a memorial for it.

it was mishmisha II. I'll miss you.



Even though I'm the sacrifice,
You won't try for me, not now.
Though I'd die to know you love me,
I'm all alone.
Isn't someone missing me?

Some Mumblings..

  • "TUH" (duh and totally)
  • "bite meh"
  • "sagelny"
  • "fo shizzle?"
  • "aham shay!"
  • "i've said so many that i can't remember any of 'em"
  • "if i had 100 fils for every time he does that, i'd be freakin' rich!"
  • "he's a comedy genius"
  • "i meet a new husband every week"
  • "if i had a body like that i wouldn't bother wearing clothes"
  • "you suck!"
  • "you're so stupid. but in a cute way"
  • "when i said that it sounded a little stupid, but when you said it, it sounded really stupid"
  • "everywhere i go i find another one"
  • "what the hell?"
  • "puff puff pass"
  • "halhain shino?"
  • "is that even physically possible?"
  • "stop saying the F*&#ing 'F' word you F^%$ing B!#$h!"
  • "allahom enny 9ayma"

P.S part three of "the other side of the story" will be posted in a few days.. so stay tuned for that!

Sometimes the things I say
In moments of disarray
Succumbing to the games we play
To make sure that it's real.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

*psst* hey you.. yeah you.. come closer

*whispers*
i need your help with something again..

you see my blogs birthday is coming up next month, and I need to get it something nice. since it's, it's first birthday and all. look i can't explain right now cause it might come back anytime so i have to make this quick.

i've been thinking i'd get it a new template.. but i can't seem to find the right one for it.
don't get me wrong there are alot of good templates. but i just can't seem to find *it*
i could just make one. but i have to know how to do that. and since i don't know how, i can't.

i've been searching for templates for sooo long and i've found very good sites but i still need to do more research..

so what i need you to do is simple: give me sites for templates.. you don't actually have to. but i'd soo love you if you did. i mean what else would you want right?

oh crap here it comes!
talk to you later.. bye

Say when I look up in my life its plain to see.
That its never gonna be the same.
Take another step on towards my destiny.
But the memories still remain.
Deep in my brain in my soul I hold the key.
Said its never gonna be the same.
Throughout all life and beyond all eternity.
I keep burnin up the flame.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Cluster

hey guys what's up?
how's the fasting goin'? thirsty right? join the club.

anyway. this whole week is very special to me. because it is full of birthdays!
so let's get with the program..

sept.30th. ma mere! happy birthday!!
oct.2nd. 7amoooood! yal ba6ah! lol just kidding ;P
oct.4th. amah!! (my grandmother) happy bday mwah!
oct.5th. kambooshty!! (my sis) happy birthday. you're soo old! LOL! i still love you
oct.7th. papi!!! happy birthday pops!
oct.8th. one of my best friends!! my brother!! yay! 1 more baby! (you know what i mean)

so as you can see there are alot of libras in my family.. now did i miss anyone??
if i did i'm sorry.

all in all HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y'ALL!!

now if you'll excuse me i have to go and tease my brother (hehe)

Cos I'm slipping away
Like the sand to the tide
Flowing into your arms
Falling into your eyes
If you get too near
I might disappear
I might lose my mind

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Things You Never Knew About Me..

ok here's a 100 things about me. i realize that i'm not the first to do this. i just read some and thought it might be fun. so here it goes..

  1. My whole life revolves around my friends and family.
  2. I think way too much.
  3. I think I'm way too mature for my age.
  4. I hate my smile.
  5. I love my birthday.
  6. Even though I have everything people would kill to have, I still feel lonely sometimes.
  7. I never trust my instincts.
  8. I'm still a cartoon addict.
  9. I never leave the house without my iPOD.
  10. I am the go-to person in the house when it concerns music.
  11. I wish I live in a different kind of society.
  12. I was born in England.
  13. I have the worst handwriting.
  14. I'm spoiled, but I'm not a brat.
  15. I feel blessed that I have so many friends.
  16. I am a gadget freak.
  17. I am afraid of insects.
  18. I love my dog.
  19. I love NY.
  20. I'm a quarter of an indian.
  21. I still like Michael Jackson.
  22. I'm very protective of my friends.
  23. Music is my life.
  24. I can't stay in one place for a long time because I get bored easily.
  25. I consider myself a pack rat.
  26. The last time I cried was 2 years ago.
  27. I always judge a book by it's cover.
  28. I hate eating in crowded restaurants.
  29. I hate my hands.
  30. I love rain.
  31. I've never seen snow.
  32. I love the beach.
  33. I can't decide on something.
  34. I wish I could have a pet lion.
  35. My favorite name is Chris.
  36. I am a huge superman fan.
  37. I'm a daddy's girl.
  38. I'm a chocoholic.
  39. I always try to finish what I start.
  40. I would do anything for my family.
  41. I'm very shy.
  42. I can't sleep in a car.
  43. I love playing cards.
  44. I love reading.
  45. I dream of becoming a writer, but I don't think I'm good at it.
  46. I rarely show my anger.
  47. I don't have a laugh.
  48. I'm too nice.
  49. I can't say "no"
  50. I'm the sarcastic one in the family.
  51. When I think too hard I bite my lips.
  52. I'm a good listener.
  53. I'm a lefty.
  54. I don't care what people think.
  55. I'm patriotic
  56. I care too much.
  57. I bite my nails when I'm bored.
  58. I have too many stuff.
  59. I hate taking pictures of myself.
  60. I'm opinionated.
  61. I don't know how to lift an eyebrow.
  62. I can't whistle.
  63. I am very sarcastic when I'm angry.
  64. I swear a lot.
  65. I'm a daydreamer.
  66. I wish I could live in a library.
  67. I can't decide on a favorite color.
  68. I'm very clumsy.
  69. I have great reflexes.
  70. My most said line is "bite me!"
  71. I'm the forth of five children.
  72. When I feel strongly about something, I get words mixed together.
  73. I'm an introvert.
  74. I rarely sleep on my back.
  75. I was born on a Tuesday.
  76. I don't snore.
  77. I'm always online.
  78. I love sports.
  79. I'm so nice that it sometimes get me into trouble.
  80. I can be a real bitch if I want to.
  81. When I'm sleepy I laugh uncontrollably.
  82. I'm the good girl in school.
  83. I tripped on my own foot. TWICE!
  84. I never broke a bone (7amdillah!)
  85. I'm quiet in front of strangers, but you can't shut me up when I'm surrounded by people I know.
  86. I love to travel.
  87. I dream of going to Greece.
  88. Everyday is a new experience.
  89. I'm affectionate.
  90. I've been called "om el badliyat" by everyone I know.
  91. I express myself by writing.
  92. I'm a follower.
  93. I need my privacy.
  94. I'm a teacher's pet.
  95. I love teasing people.
  96. I'm self-conscious about myself.
  97. I always have a sarcastic remark up my sleeve.
  98. My father calls me "his mishmisha" or "mishmishty" which is where my nick name comes from.
  99. I'm allergic to mangoes, they're my favorite fruit.
  100. I wanna be a kid again.

Don’t say I love you,

Don’t say you need me,
Don’t say I trust you,
My heart cant take it.
Don’t say you want me,
Don’t say you miss me,
Don’t hurt me.
Don’t say you love me.