Monday, January 29, 2007

One Meets His Destiny Often On The Road He Takes To Avoid It

The day was going well so far. We still didn’t find what we were looking for. We didn’t know what we’re actually looking for. But we wanted something for the party. We kept shopping, going from one shop into the other for a while. We had found some ‘potential’ things to wear. But we wanted something perfect for all of us.

Shopping wasn’t something I really enjoyed, but I was enjoying the company, we would make some remarks on some particular things that we felt people had the right not to see on display let alone on people..

We were getting out of a shop that we had just entered less than five minutes ago when:
*beep beep beep*

I thought to myself... this couldn’t be happening... I turn and see the sales man waving his hands and telling me not to worry about it. I thank him and catch up with them. They’re trying not to laugh. But it was a losing battle as they tried not to make eye contact with each other or with me.

“Alright let’s just keep going”
“I thought you threw away those jeans?” she asks me, with a huge grin.
“I did. This sucks man...” I say as we make our way to the next store. we pass some guys waiting outside for some girls. One guy says something about us that we didn’t pay attention to or hear, it’s nothing new to us.

As we enter it beeps again, and I turn to the security guard to see his reaction. I see him looking at me. Confused, not knowing what to do. But he kept quite. I hear them giggle and go check out some stuff. I give up and stand near the security guard so he can see that I’m not doing anything. Because I was positive when we leave I would beep. And I didn’t want to waste anybody’s time.

The hairs on the back of my neck stand with the feeling that I was being watched. I turn and I see the security guard looking at my body with a look I didn’t like. I look down and make sure that everything is the way it should be. Nothing showing and nothing is out of place. I look at him again and the look he gave me made me uncomfortable beyond belief. He was undressing me with his eyes. I didn’t like it. It was scaring me. And I wanted to leave. Desperately.

Five minutes later they come to me and say that they’re ready to leave and have some dinner. We pass the steal detector-thingy, and naturally. It beeps. I kept moving as if nothing happened. But he stops me. He asks if he can see my bag.

“Excuse me?”
“I need to check your bag,” he says while holding out his hand for it.

I hand him my bag still not sure what was going on, but if I didn’t cooperate that would mean I was hiding something, which I wasn’t. So I gave it to him. Still trying to figure out what was happening. I still don’t know.

He gives my bag back to me and says the most shocking words: “turn around and spread your arms and legs please,” he says coming closer to me.

“Wha…” he wouldn’t let me finish the sentence. He turned me around and spread my arms and legs and started patting my backside, my legs, thighs, hips, and waist. Everything. His hands were lingering everywhere and everybody knew it. Everybody stopped what they were doing and stared. The guys that were waiting, their eyes almost fell out of their sockets. Everything started to move in slow motion.

His hands began to go up my leg. I opened my mouth to say something I can’t remember even if you gave me a million k.d. But he shut me up immediately. His hands were going further up until they went to my inner thigh. I closed my eyes, not able to take it anymore. A single tear fell from my eyes when he spread my legs more roughly.
I couldn’t believe it. This was actually happening and in public and I’m just standing there. Frozen. I knew what to do if this ever happened. But for the death of me I couldn’t move. I couldn’t speak. I couldn’t hear or see anything. And I couldn’t stop it.
I didn’t know what was wrong. Why didn’t I move? Why didn’t I hit him? Why didn’t I defend myself?

Tears are still falling when he finished. He thanks me for “my cooperation” and turns back and goes to his place. I turn and walk while they’re walking behind me. One of them, I didn’t know who had my bag in her hand. I hadn’t noticed when my bag fell from my hand. I didn’t notice anything other than what was happening during those minutes. I hadn’t noticed when he started to complement my legs -saying they were beautifully shaped- when he was doing what he was doing. I hadn’t noticed the people asking themselves what was going on. I hadn’t noticed the guys trying to stop the man from what was doing to me. I had only felt my innocence leaving me.

I stop walking. I look around myself and I don’t know where I am. I have no idea why I’m even here. Why I even ran. Why I needed to escape from him.

“Sarah..” they both try to grab my attention

I wake up from my dream with tears in my eyes. And I keep crying for a long time. This was the first time I cried in three years. And I kept crying until there were no more tears. And then I cried some more. It was a dream. It was all a dream. But it felt so real that I couldn’t help but cry.

After I finished crying I lay on my bed thinking about the dream, and tried to find out what it meant. Then all of a sudden my phone rings. I look to see who it is and it’s her. I pick up the phone.

“Wanna go shopping?”

Saturday, January 27, 2007

You Gotta Love Him

sha5bariiiiiiii!!! dust dust all over him man.. bes you cant help but giggle when you see him :P

ok so explain this to me. what's his deal? we all know he was abducted. but what happened after he was brought back?

is he an alien?

after they found out he was stupid they threw him away?

did they take his brain then returned him?

what's the deal? why is he so stupid?!

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Preparation Is Key!

here are a few things that would help if someone came and said something about yo mama:

  1. I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
  2. when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
  3. I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
  4. she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
  5. she lost her shadow.
  6. when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'
  7. she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
  8. she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"
  9. she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
  10. she tried to drown a fish.

  1. I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
  2. they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
  3. she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
  4. Fat Albert gave her the rights to say "Hey, hey, hey!"
  5. when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
  6. when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
  7. all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
    "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
  8. people jog around her for exercise.
  9. I ran around her twice and got lost.
  10. at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
  1. well.. look at you!
  2. she could only be Yo mama.
  3. they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
  4. when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
  5. when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
  6. she's uugly. I had to add another u `cause u is ugly too!
  7. her shadow quit.
  8. when she gets up, the sun goes down.
  9. she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the fuck?!?!"
  10. her pillow cries at night.
i think it would really help if you had a yo mama-thon with someone. but i must warn you that you must not have it with one of your brothers or sisters. cause that's just stupid.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

I Need To Get This Off My Chest!

ok i stole this idea from l's brain.. i took permission so it's not really considered stealing.. maybe borrowing or copying maybe? anyway here it is.. i warn you it's a little long :P



  1. When I'm hanging out with you, it makes me forget about everything. I don't think you actually realize that.
  2. Even with the way you treat me. I would still go to you for anything.
  3. When you asked me who the post was about, I lied. It was about you.
  4. Calling me and lying saying you broke your leg. That's just sick.
  5. Acting like nothing happened and nothing's going on isn't working. I'm not stupid, deaf or blind. I know what's going on. I just chose to act ignorant.
  6. When you talk about stuff I wouldn't give a damn about that means the world to you. I just smile and try to act interested, cause I'm afraid one day it would all be a memory.
  7. When I saw you at marina mall last time I wanted to go to you and scream "Stop stalking me!" you're driving me crazy!
  8. Even with all the fighting and bickering. Always know that I love you.
  9. When you call me from my room all the way to the living room just because you wanted a hug. It makes me feel special, even when I make it seem annoying.
  10. You're not the best thing that has ever happened. So stop acting like it.
  11. We all know you're smart. You don't have to prove it.
  12. When you asked me what I wanted from you. I really wanted to say this: "I want you to get up and open your eyes and realize that life isn't like your games. There are no second chances in life. And this is the real thing."
  13. When you make fun of the type of music I listen to or whatever you're in the mood that day. I don't say anything about your life style. because I care about your feelings. Unlike you.
  14. I wanna be just like you! You are my hero. You have managed to do everything. And I hope I'll be able to do the same.
  15. When people say I'm like you. It scares me to death, because in their eyes I'll always be you. And that is something I don't wanna be.
  16. Oh and you.. fuck you!! I don't care anymore. How do you like that?

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Dear Life

Oh my baby, Oh my Love,
Ooooooh, woah, oh, woah...woah.

Early was the morn, flowers filled with dew,
I became somebody, through loving you.
Softly as a child, born in natural rain,
I predict the seasons, to go unchanged.

Sometimes in life,
You run across a love unknown,
Without a reason, it seems like you, belong.
Hold on Dear Life,
Don’t go off running from what’s new,
I became somebody, through loving you.

Warm was the sun, that covered my body so.
Reminded me of you, as I’d first known.
Those were tha days, tha days, that changed my life, and made me new,
I became somebody, through loving you.

Sometimes in life,
You run across a love unknown,
Without a reason, it feels like you, belong.
Hold on Dear Life,
Don’t go off running from what’s new,
I became somebody, through loving you.

As the sun shined, down on me,
I know with you in love is where I wonna be,
Oooh sometimes, I go on through life,
thinking that love is something that’s not meant for me,

Woooah...Somebody, somebody.

Hold on dear life,
Don’t go off running from what’s new,
I became somebody, through loving you.
I became somebody, through loving you.
Oh, I became somebody, through loving you.
Woah, oh. Oooooooooooo

Music by: Anthony Hamilton "Dear Life"

i absolutely love this song!! very beatiful..

Saturday, January 20, 2007

I Have A Dream!!!

ok so i am left handed!! and i am proud of it!! my brother is left handed!! i don't know if he's proud of it.. he should be!! anyway..

what makes us so different? we just use our left hand instead of our right.. does that mean we know satan?

we are special! we can multi-task people!! even though right handed people can too.. but that's not the point!!

we are people too.. there's nothing satanic about using our left hands. there's nothing unlucky about writing with our left hands.. right?!

and god damn it we deserve to use knives with our left hands!!

and for crying out loud we have our own day!! (august 13th)

we are known as creative, smart people, now that is a great bonus.
alot of famous left handed people, like:
douglas adams
h.g wells
leo tolstoy
50 cent
eminem
james brown
dick van dyke
r. kelly
dane cook
robert deniro
will ferrell
eddie griffin
lisa kudrow
jay leno
and many many more.. trust me

so all you left handed people out there in the blog world make yourself known!! and lift up your hand and lift up your middle finger and say "fuck you!"

thanks.. mo bes indimajt hehe

sources from : here and here

Thursday, January 18, 2007

When The Dust Is Clear, One Knows If He Is Riding A Horse Or An Ass

so i've been tagged by angel

so here goes nothin'

THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY:


*finishing something i started.

*hanging out with my friends and family.

*writing.

*knowing that when i make someone smile, i was the one who put that smile.

*reading.

*sleeping!!

*helping people.

*chocolate.

*listening to music.

*laughing.

and i think that's it.. i tag whoever wants to be tagged.

post more soon

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Everybody Get Down!! *singing off key*

spring break is here people!!
let's shake it and pop it and drop it and kick it.. and break it and whatever you think of..

i am sooo happy to have finished my finals!! all those two weeks with no human contact has left me craving for human contact and wanting reassurance that people are still out there..

this is soo cool.. all my friends and family still have finals and i'm the only one who doesn't..lol 6i7saw bitches!!

anyway i'm still thinking of moving.. especially since FT (010) blocked blogger beta, i thought that's aight i'll just move. and today i realized they unblocked it.. so horay!
if the 3rd strike comes along i might move.. let's hope that doesn't happen..

god you have no idea how much i missed the internet! i've wanted to do so many stuff!! and i will later on

so anyway.. what's up with you reader?

Saturday, January 06, 2007

I Think We need To Talk

i have to make this quick before she comes back..

my blog and i have been having some problems.. we can't seem to agree on anything

i try to post a picture and it's says no..
i try to put some music.. it says no..

anything i want to do.. it says no.. :(

so i may break up with my blog and go to wordpress.. do you think i should do that?
i dont know what to do.. i'll have to think about it..

oh shit i gotta go.. the blogs coming.. i seem to be running away from it alot these days..
ciao my fellow reader..

p.s i start finals tomorrow.. i'll be gone till the 16th.
see you then and wish me luck. i need it

Friday, January 05, 2007

Let's Dance!

ok i'm not sure if people already posted this or not.. but who gives a shit!! i'm posting it!!

it is hilarious!! and i love it!

it's the most watched video ever on youtube.. so i'm pretty sure some of you readers have seen it.. but what's the harm in watching it again right?

enjoy!

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

What You Hear If You're With Me And My Cousins..

  • Me: "I'm an English bitch, and she's a French bitch, and you're a world wide bitch."
  • Me: "Wanna recruit some new bitches and hoes?"
    Cousin #1: "We already have enough bitches and hoes."
  • Me: "Your ass will be shoes."
    Cousin #1: "Shko?"
    Me: "Since I'm going to put my foot up yo ass."
  • Cousin #2: "Can we get you anything else? A room maybe?"
  • Cousin #2: "You are so controlling!"
    Me: "Allah e3een zojich."
    Cousin #1 "Shut up!!" "Can you get me a paper bag for this?"
    Me: "Inshallah" *gets up*
    Cousin #2 "Hahahahahaha!"
  • Me: "I know she's a total bitch, but I really wanna watch her.."
  • Cousin #2: "Dude I'm seriously hungry."
    Me: "How's that new?"
  • Cousin #1 *singing Kelly Clarkson*
    Me: "Did we do something to deserve this?"
    Cousin #1: "Deserve what?"
    Cousin #2: "This torture."
    Cousin #1: "How am I torturing you?"
    Me: "You're singing."
  • Me: "When we get old and they get all saggy and stuff, I'm gonna have to stuff them in my pants or put them over my shoulders."
  • Me: "He's a walking billboard for birth control."
  • Cousin #2: "If you were an orange. What type of orange would you be?"
    Me: "One that's not eaten."
  • Cousin #2: "What kind of animal is the Sagittarius?"
    Cousin #1: "Hahahaha! There you go. Akbar daleel enna el sagis are stupid! hahaha"
    Me: "Raga3t elly gabilha. el7een shlon tabeeny aragi3 hathy?"
    Cousin #2: "So it's not an animal?"


Monday, January 01, 2007

Here's To A New Beginning *clink clink*

it's 2007 hopefully the beginning of a great year to all of you readers out there..
have fun an try to make use of every second that you have.

to me, it doesn't feel like a new year. it feels like any other day. i don't feel different. i somehow wish i did. the last year has gone by in a blink of an eye. i remember last year we were having a party at our roof shaking our asses and it's hard to believe that was a year ago.

not alot of things happened in 06. maybe that's the reason why time is moving so fast in my eyes.

anywayzz.. happy new year my dear reader.. and i hope that you enjoy it.. since we all deserve to be happy..