Wednesday, February 28, 2007

If You Aim At Nothing, You Are Bound To Hit It

ok not to offend anybody here or anything.. but what is wrong with our movies??
they suck!! everytime i wanna go out and watch a movie find there aren't any good ones.. or they're sooo old that i already saw it!!

now i'm not dissing, offending or insulting.. i'm just venting.
i love kuwait.. i adore it! i'm a huge patriot.. but we have sucky movies!! they suck! i hate them..

i'm depressed.. i'm bored.. and i have this big ass cold!! so excuse me if i hurt your precious feelings that i don't give a shit about!!

ok that was mean.. sorry :) i'm just bored and sick

oh and another note.. when you're sick, does it make you forget about stuff?
cause i've been forgetting everything!! so i'm just wondering, is this normal or am i just a freak??
i think i'm just a freak..

P.S feeny 3a6sa min 2 days ago!! and i still haven't sneezed!! every time i feel like i'm finally gonna sneeze, troo7 el 3a6sa o atnarfaz and i become this bitch that everybody hates.. and i should just leave it at that..

UPDATE: I SNEEZED!!! and now i can't stop sneezing -.-

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

More Of My Cousins and I...

  • Cousin #1: "Is it hot in here or is it just me?"
    Me: "No actually I'm the one who hott."
    Cousin #1: "Naturally :P"

  • Cousin #2: "So what do you guys wanna do?"
    Me: "I don't know"
    Cousin #1: "What exactly *do* you know?"
    Me: "Apparently nothing."

  • Me: "Stop saying the fucking 'F' word you fucking bitch!"

  • Cousin #2: "Son of a b$!&$@ ^%#*&%$#;% ^$*(*%@&^$#@#!@!!!! "
    Me: "I'm so proud of you."

  • Me: "Slow the car down la yinkisir el baith!" (notice the sarcasm:P )
    Cousin #2: "Tabeen tirje3een el bait mashy?"
    Me: "Tabeen t'9i3een?"
    Cousin #2: "Touche"

  • *Me looking at a picture*
    Me: "I know who that is!"
    Cousin #2: "Ee Nedo."
    Me: "What?"
    HAHAHAHA

  • Cousin #1: "So which city do you wanna go to?"
    Me: "Metropolis."
    Cousin #1: "In which state is that?"
    Me: "New Troy."
    Cousin #1: "There's no state named New Troy!"
    Me: "Of course there isn't! It's where Superman lives!"
    Cousin #1: "I thought Superman wasn't real?"
    Me: "Oh my god and I thought you were the smart one."

  • *Cousin #2 hitting me*
    Me: "Hey stop that! shfeech?"
    Cousin #2: "I'm just trying to fix the GPS since it's not working very good!"
    Me: "Hey! the GPS is new and absolutely fine! it's the driver who sucks!"
    Cousin #2: "How am I a bad driver?"
    Me: "Well the fact that you needed a GPS *points at myself* to show you the way to jam3iyat eshamiya that was right in front of us!"

  • Me: "I think I'm gonna change my fake name.."
    Cousin #1: "You can't change your fake name!"
    Me: "Why not? It's fake!"
    Cousin #1: "Because we all agreed for that to be your fake name."
    Me: "Maaan.."
    Cousin #2: "Just out of curiosity.. What would you change it to?"
    Me: "Zalee5a!"

  • Cousin #2: "I feel lightheaded.."
    Me: "Oh sweety that's because the air in your head got out.."
    *Cousin #1 laughing silently*
    Cousin #2: "Is that supposed to be a joke?"
    Me: "Not really.. :)"

Monday, February 19, 2007

If Life Is Merely A Joke, Then The Question Is : For Who's Amusement?

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la bes chethy ga3da ajareb el keyboard :D

Saturday, February 17, 2007

I Think I'm Going To Delete This Blog Because Of This..

so a few days or so ago i was walking in the halls of my school (ga99a) where i see my principal coming in the opposite direction. i thought ' shit busted!'

now the principal is a great friend of my mothers, so she keeps an eye on me which sucks. moving on.

she stops me and asks how i am. blah blah blah. THEN! THEN!! she says the worst sentence in the english vocabulary. she said
"nice blog btw.."

!!!!!!! how! how does she know??

alright my dear reader.. say it with me.. FUCK!!!

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

You Only Live Once. But In That Life You Die A Thousand Diffrent Deaths

i've been tagged by Red Lady.

so here are the 10 things you don't know about me:

  1. I'm a chocoholic. (no surprise there.)
  2. I miss NY. (I really do love it.)
  3. I know 2 bloggers, and i recently saw 3. (i won't say who so don't bother :P)
  4. I used to love playing kout. now i hate it, because of how much they forced me to play it.
  5. I hate apricots. (how ironic)
  6. I don't have a favorite color.
  7. I'm frequently being underestimated. and i love their expressions when they realize that.
  8. My hair is so na3im to the extent that if i use a curling iron after 3 hours it goes straight again.
  9. I'm a night person.
  10. I love the smell of rain.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Read 'Em While They're Still Hot! ** click on the title for older badleyat**

here i am again, about to write badleyat.. nothing new.. this time i don't think it's for proof that i am om el badleyat.. i think it was very obvious from my other badleyat post.

so let's get on with it shall we? :)

1. 7ajiya (7aganiya)
2. a'3na a7aly (a7la a'3any)
3. pucking fussy (fucking pussy) please excuse my language :P
4. adabiya (mit2adba)
5. 9af5ita (fa95ita)
6. '63am (3'6am)
7. 9amya (3amya + 9am5a)
8. 5ayeena (5iyana)
9. tagree3a (targee3a)
10. karast kisriyey (kassart kirsiyey)
11. eeter eith (either eat)

there you have it!
enjoy!

p.s all these badleyat were from 3 days ago

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Jeff and Walter