Friday, December 29, 2006

Maid "Drama"

i know this is my second post today. i'm sorry.. i'm wasting your time.. whatever!
i'm just so PISSED! who the hell does she think is threatening me?

here's the story. my uncle came for a visit. as a matter or fact he's still in the living room laughing his ass off with my dad.. dad told our maid to make tea.. sahla 9a7? 15 minutes later there's no tea. where's the F*&king tea?
10 minutes later (if you're doing the math, that's 25 minutes since he told them to make) one of our maids comes in (the new one. she's been here for 3 months) dad tells me to see what's up. i go to her to joke with her and next thing i know she starts crying! she tells me that the other maid yelled at her and made everything hard on her because dad told the new one to make tea, not her!
so i'm thinking "she's jealous?" and she starts saying how because there's no sugar she totally flipped out on her and started screaming and shit!
and then she stops and and looks behind me. i turn and see her coming. i followed her and told her to tell me what happened.. and this is what she said:
"Sarah intay la esawe drama"
!!

all this time the tea was waiting.. i told her twadeeh (3nad!) she said no!

i swear to god i was sooo close to slapping her..

i started to tell her enna t3adel eslobha o te7terim nafs,ha. that's when she started threatening us both..

then i threatened her back.. saying that enna ana ba3ad 3indy 3yoon o athoon tisma3 while making the phone sign with my hand.. that's when she shut up and said inshalla (bitch) and mithel el chalba ra7at twady el chay..

elly 9ij ba6 chabdy enna all this was about stupid freaking SUGAR!!

now if you'll excuse me i'm going to scream into my pillow. this post didn't help any..

p.s being nice is a bitch.. don't ever try it. and if you're naturaly nice.. i'm so sorry

Sunday, December 24, 2006

It *IS* A Small World

today i just realized that my cousin is a very well liked blogger. i've always read his blog but never really said anything. and today i found out something about that particular blogger and it hit me hard that it's actually my cousin. i never knew he felt what he's feeling. and when i see him next week i will not tell him what i just found out. because it is his private blog and it's not my place to tell him that i know. truth be told, i won't say i understand. i don't think i ever will, and i don't think i really want to.

this is his own way to express the way he feels and i won't stand in his way. i won't comment on his blog, and i'm positive he will never comment on mine or even visit it. and i don't really care.

even after reading his blog he is still a mystery to me, he always was and always will be to me. i don't mind.

my sister's friend is also a blogger and the way i found out is really funny. and she knows i blog too, but she doesn't know it's actually me. she actually commented on my blog once and when i saw her the next day it was like... i don't know.

i always check out their blogs but i will never ever comment or say something.

and having the knowledge that they may never read this, is actually fine. i just wanted to write this because they might read this. and if they figure out who i am (which i doubt) then maybe we'll see what happens.

if they read this.. all i have to say is:
your secret's safe with me :P

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Beavis and Butthead in Mr. Anderson's balls

lool sha5bary!

i loved the show when they used to air it.
i couldn't stop laughing then, and i can't stop laughing now..

dumb asses

Friday, December 22, 2006

Weirdest Dream Ever!

To tell you the truth I don’t remember how it all started, but I do remember how weird it was. I was one of the weirdest dreams I’ve ever had, and I just couldn’t not publish it, I never wanna forget it. So I decided to write it down and publish it.

Here goes nothing..

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It felt like a normal day to me, everything was normal. I was at school, I was freaking out because I didn’t finish my art assignment. It was normal. Until my brother showed up at school with the same problem. That was okay. Me and my brother always do everything at the last minute. What was weird was why was he at my school. You have to know is that I’m in a public high school. Which meant girls only. So why is he here? And why am I not telling him to leave before I get suspended. I mean he snuck in. but that’s not the problem.

He came to me complaining about not having any paint. Which was unsurprisingly my problem too. So we go to find some paint. So we go to the other school near the art department. And when we step into the school, stairs magically appear out of nowhere to take us underground. Now you must know that my school is huge! It’s 2 schools made into one. And when you enter the second school stairs don’t magically appear to take you anywhere, or more importantly under ground. Moving on.

We go underground and there are house-like things surrounding us with one in the middle that’s much higher than the others. We move on for our search for paint. We knock on the first door we see and an old lady opens the door. We ask her for some paint and she says that some other house has some, but he won’t give it to us unless we have something else, which I don’t really remember. We thank her and go to the next door and it’s the same story and said that if we gave him this he’ll give us that.
So it became like a trade thing. But what was really weird was that at the end they all said the same thing “just don’t tell ‘the wife’” who the hell was ‘the wife’ little did we know that we were going to find out.

So we didn’t really give their warning much thought and went to look for what we came for. And the only house left was the one in the middle. So we go the house – reluctantly- and knock the door. Then we were shocked to find my uncle answer the door. Instantly we were happy to see a face we knew well. We said hi and talked and all that. And we asked him for the paint. He said he’d trade us the paint for some brushes. We immediately agreed and went to get the paintbrushes that I had in my bag. But before we left he said “just don’t show them to my wife”

“Wait a minute… She’s ‘the wife’?” I said surprised to see my uncle afraid of his wife.
“Yes. Just go and hurry.” he said pushing us to leave.

So we leave and get the paintbrushes and we go back with smiles and hope in our hearts to know that we’re not going to flunk in our class.

We arrive at my uncles’ house and my brother goes up the stairs and knocks on the door. I wait downstairs impatient and wanting to go finish my painting.

We had fear on our eyes when my uncles’ wife opens the door. And my brother tries to hide his painting but she sees it and takes it from him. And glares at him. I throw my painting under the stairs where my uncles’ huge painting leans on the stairs. I stretch my hand to my uncle’s wife indicating that I would throw away the painting. A look of pride crosses her face and gives it to me with a smile. I take the painting and throw it under the stairs along the other paintings.

The smile is still on her face when she comes down to hug me and tell me how proud she is of me. As she got closer she noticed how my eyes kept looking past her. She turns around and spots the paintings. She turns to me with a look of disappointment and anger, and goes to pick the bigger painting –my uncles’. She takes a letter opener from her pocket and puts holes in his painting. In the back of my mind I wonder why she would have a letter opener in her pocket, to keep it for emergencies? When she gets a letter out of now where? I didn’t know. And I ceased to care when I saw what she had done to the painting.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing? You can’t do that!” I screamed at her while my brother ran down the stairs to see what was happening.
“I can do whatever I want!” And then WHAM!
She slaps me! Who the hell does she think she is?! I open my mouth to speak when she hits me again. And I start to taste blood in my mouth. I turn to look at her when I see my uncle coming from around the corner. He sees me and asks what happened.

“I..and then she..” I couldn’t finish my sentence. I was too shocked to even say a coherent sentence.
“Is that all you can say?” she says obnoxiously. At that moment I felt something snap. Either it was my tolerance for her or my sanity. I couldn’t tell.
“You wanna know what I can say? F*** YOU!”
“uh –oh” was the only thing my brother said before he ran. I didn’t know I had that in me. I didn’t know I had that much balls.

Her eyes almost fell out of their sockets when she heard me. And my uncle… well he was too shocked to do anything to say the least.

I saw her walking over to me. That’s when I knew that it was time to go. I started running when she started to walk faster. When I got out of the school. I see myself getting out of one of the English classrooms in the other school that’s located upstairs. But I kept running until I was running next to my brother.

“DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE DID TO ME?! THE F***ING B***H K** O**A!” I scream while running. Girls stop and stare after they heard what I said and see my brother but that never stopped us from running.

And then I woke up..


Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Random

*it is 8:16 and i am still in my bed laughing my ass off because everybody is off to school.. but me!

*yesterday i gave my parents my report card. and for once they were actually happy! but then they said they wanted better results in the finals. *sighs* i knew it was too good to be true :(

* i woke up today realizing that eid is in a couple of weeks. and i still have nothing to wear. and i really need to go the salon to get ready.

* this is the part where i have penis envy. girls have to go shop and go to the salon to do their nails hair and other woman stuff when all guys have to do is buy a dishdasha and go to the 7alag 3ashan e7algoon. they have no idea how easy they have it.

*right now i'm eating yesterdays birthday cake. hehe

*i had no idea that i was such a music freak! yesterday i downloaded 41 songs in 10 minutes! where the hell do i get these songs?!

*god bless limewire :D

*i forgot to tell y'all i got my iPOD back!! yaaaay!! and thankfully all the songs and videos that were in the iPOD are still there which is fantastic!!

*i have no idea what everyone's problem is! i wanna cut my hair. and everytime i say they scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! don't you dare!" why not? i wanna change my style at least :( but they say it's perfect. i don't like it much. oh well.

* what's your place with your siblings? in our house: 1.the perfect girl (my sister) 2.the outsider (my brother) 3-4. the jokers (me and my other brother) 5. the spoiled brat (my younger brother) what are you?

*if you're the youngest of the family. do they spoil you? or mi6rash 3ala rasik?

*i think this post is getting to long.. oh well!

*my mid-terms start this saturday! time is moving too fast for me and i can't keep up!

*i don't know what's wrong but i'm always thinking about my future car. like what color i want it or what company i want it from. i still have 2 years! but i really wanna drive. i loved it the first time i drove.

*have you seen or heard diddy's new song "tell me"? it's amazing!

* i'm wearing my favorite n3al. it's a gorilla :D (i'll post about it later)

* i bought 3 new books and i still haven't read them.i read just the first chapter and closed it. they weren't that good or interesting. which shows how much i judge a book by it's cover.

*i'm getting thirsty and out of things to say. i'll see you later!

Sunday, December 17, 2006

The Angel & The Devil

“You know what I hate?! I hate it when some @$$%*&! Takes two parking spaces! They should take away his license! I mean what if there was an emergency and the dude has to stop and he finds that he can’t have that space because there isn’t enough space for his own car because the @$$ took two parking spaces!!!” he said as he came in without saying hello or anything for that matter.
I lift my head up and see that he’s waiting for my reaction.
“Oh hey, Amy. How are you?” I say imitating his voice.
“Well hello there Jake. I’m fine, thank you for asking.” I reply to myself while he gives me his death stare that scares everybody but me.
“I’m just freaking out because of this test that I have in a couple of hours!” I yell and go back to my book, and I’m aware that he’s turning to see if there’s anybody around.
“DAMNIT! GOD DAMNIT! Why are you always mean when no one’s around?” he says as he gets closer and sits on the ground next to me.
“What?” I say finally looking at him.
“Yeah. When nobody’s around you’re a big mean sarcastic monster…thing,” he says while tries to make a shape of me with his hands.

I open my mouth to make a smart come back. But he beats me to it.
“In front of everybody you’re like a cute little helpless angel and I’m the devil. And people feel sorry for you and wonder why you even put up and hang out with me. For once I want you to be like that in front of people. Just once.” He begs me.

I roll my eyes and look at him. “You know why I hang out with you. And we both can’t be bad guys at the same time. There has to be some kind of… mixture? Does that make any sense?” I say as the bell rings and people are getting out of class and start filling the halls.
“Not really.” He grins with a look in his eyes that I can’t help but secretly love, as I grin back at him.

We keep looking into each other’s eyes for a couple of seconds and I can feel my heart beating faster. He blinks and clears his throat. The moment’s gone and I can feel him looking at everything but me. I turn and try to continue studying.

“Ok this place is a mess.” He says while he picks up the books and candy wrappers from around me. And he gets up and throws it in the trash and comes back to put my books in my backpack.
A smile is on my face when he comes back.
“What?” he asks in confusion.

“You switched.”

Monday, December 11, 2006

My B.Day


so the day has *finally* come! it's my birthday!

so happy birthday me! hehe

no i feel that i must say this. so that nobody gets this wrong.
when you get me my present. i expect it to be nice. if there's no present. money is expectable. money is also preferable. and i won't be accepting anything less than 5 k.d. :D

so that's that! and now i'm gonna go to bed. got a big test tomorrow! wish me luck sweeties!!

i expect to see some serious presents in the mail :P

night guys.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Just Cruisin..

hey wazzaap peeps!!
i just had my first driving lesson! (woho!)
i drove all around the area and almost reached jam3ia shamiya.. well that's kind of an over statement since i only drove around the 7a'9ana in front of our house, but excitement can do that for a person. so cut me some slack.

anyway i was a great driver! for a first timer that is. i mean i didn't hit any ra9eef and i didn't break too hard. you know the hard break that you feel like you're going to fly out the window break? yeah i didn't do that. i was a "natural". that was a direct quote from my momma.

you should have seen the look at the asian's face when he saw how i was driving. i wanted to open my window and ask him if i was a good driver. but my mah said no. :(

anyway i just wanted to write this down so that i wouldn't forget it. just 2 more years. just 2 more years. say it with me. just 2 more years. just 2 more years.

well that's all folks.. i'll holla at youz latta

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Badeleyat For Sale!

Good Morning children!

as you may all know i have been dubbed "om el badleyat" by almost every person i meet.
so i feel that i must prove to you that i've earned that name.

so here are a few bedleyat that i had the time to remember and to actually write.. but i think these are enough to show you that i really really earned the name "om el badleyat"

so without further ado.. my badleyat!:

1. sekrietay (9akartay)
2. tuh (duh + totally)
3. 9af6a (9af7a)
4. sa3boola (e9a3boona)
5. quality net (k net)
6. daad (dude + man)
7. rooma nonee7a (nooma moree7a)
8. exclamation park (exclamation mark + ??)
9. spood (speed of food)
10. soka (spoon + shoka?)
11. madro (madri + i don't know)
12. tonay (today + tonight)
13. fe5el (fe3el 5ology)

here they are.. of course i feel that i must tell you that there have been many more before and there will be many more after..

after i've explained myself i must bid you farewell..

farewell! and good morning!

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

hello my dear children.. how's life? how's work? or school? or whatever..

we're all good? good :) if you're happy i'm happy..

now the reason that i'm being so up beat today is that i just had a brain fart. a good brain fart..

since i can make DVDs on my laptop now (oh yeah did i tell you? i'm a mac! and i'm soooo lovin' it. 7addy ishtahait Mcdees, mitta a5er marra akalt junk food?) anyway let's get back to business.
where was i? oh yeah! i can make DVDs. and since i started my exams, i thought why not make a movie out of it?
i'm going to make a movie starring moi while i study! how stupid is that! doesn't that qualify as a great brain fart?!

i already had started on the first day. i didn't get much. it was only 50 min. of me studying. (i thought it was enough torture for my future viewers)

and i'll start on the second day on monday? since i have psychology on wednesday -.-..

anyway this post is taking too long and i've been taking too much of your time.
thank you for joining me today, good night and have a pleasent (plaesent? pleesent? how the F%$& do you spell that?!!) tomorrow..

Friday, December 01, 2006

Happy B.Day "Shag7a"!!

today is the DAY!! finally the day has come to celebrate and partay!

happy birthday faloo7i!! <3 YOU!!

can't wait for tonight's party. we are sooo gonna have fun!



on another note:
what do you peeps think of my new template?
i didn't get a new one. I'M STILL LOOKING!
so i had to get a replacement so i could make the blog happy..

anyway what do you think? i'm kinda satisfied with it. :)

laterzz