HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

have fun kids!



omg i signed up for nanowrimo and it's going to start in less than 24 hours and i still don't have a story yet!!

i have no idea what i'm going to do..

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Explain This To Me..

what the hell does this mean? either it doesn't make any sence or my brain isn't working anymore..

"Be not a baker if your head be of butter."

please explain.. thanks

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"I am Plays With Squirrels"

didn't you just love him?!
he was my favorite!

he was funny, sweet and kind.. kinda reminds me of joey..
who i also love!
but that's not the point..

i really miss the show.. i can't help but miss it..


so to make your day a little brighter.. here are a few funny qoutes i've always like:

• "I married a moose...we don't need counseling"
  
• "If stupidity were in the Olympics, you'd win a Nobel Prize." (classic)
  
• "It was one of those nights. You know the kind. Like day, but darker."
  
• "Life's tough, get a helmet."
• "I am called Playswith Squirrels."
• "FEENAAAAY! FA-FA-FA-FEEEEEEENAAAAAY!"
  
• "Feeny! Fee-hee-hee (coughs) I can't do it anymore!"
• "When a crime breaks out, all the cute girls shout, 'Get the good-looking guy.' When there's a crime out there, he's going to comb his hair, cause he's the good-looking guy"
• "Phanny Feeny?'"
• "But you see I already had $70 in my wallet and you just gave me $60 so it looks like I already made 10 bucks."
• "(Referring to Allan-the dad) YOU NEVER BREAST-FED ME!!!" *hits head*
  
• "See, duckies are good, cuz not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed 'em crackers and you can ride 'em. See, duckies are the horsies of the ocean. "
• Eric: Okay, Coreena, I don't know how to say this, so I'm going to choose my words very carefully. I think you're a psycho. I want to get as far away from you as I possibly can.
  Coreena: What?
  Eric: I'm just not the guy for you. You need a guy who's happy, and perky all the time. Maybe a guy whose had part of his brain removed and he thinks he's a bunny, and you can go off and be bunnies together.
• Eric: So I said to myself, 'Kyle,'...
  Alan: Kyle?
  Eric: That's what I call myself (how many names does he have?)
  
• Eric: How great is this.
  Jack: Do you know how great this is?
  Shawn Hunter: This is great.
• Jack: Eric?
  Eric: [dressed like Noah] No, not Eric, not anymore
  Jack: OK that's fine... ok, what is your name *now*?
  Eric: Plays With Squirrels
  
• [Eric is anxious preparing for the SAT test]
  Jason: Your brain needs a rest.
  Eric: No, no. Brain needs oxygen. There's just not enough of it in here. But I bet there's some outside.
  Eric: Ahh... good old H2O. (he's eric what do you expect?)
  Jason: Has your house been tested for radon?
  Eric: Not another test.
• Eric: Mr. F... F... F... Feeny
  Mr. George Feeny: I love the Feeny call (who does't?)
  
• Eric: Guess who's got pictures of Cory running naked through the sprinkler?
  Cory: Eric, I was four.
  Eric: You were twelve.
  Cory: It was... refreshing.
• Eric: My grades aren't good enough to get me into college?
  Mr. George Feeny: Your grades, my friend, aren't good enough to get you a Slurpee.
• Eric: Fine. I'll do it. I'm the oldest.
  Jack: Actually, I'm the oldest.
  Eric: Yeah, but I've lived the longest. (you can't help but love him)
  
• Eric: When did this school get a library?
  Jack: Everyday is a new adventure isn't it?
• Sergeant Moore: Boy you are disgrace to this community, this country, and humanity in general!
  Eric: Oh, wow!
• [Mr. Feeny has just given Eric back his paper]
  Eric: Oh... Mr. Feeny, you didn't finish your sentence. A... what?

ok i now realize that this post getting too long .. so i'll just leave it at that.. with this final quote:
"[shouts] Sneak attack!"

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Bad Joke Bro..

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
click on the picture to see the whole comic.

What the hell is wrong with these people?!
Making fun of people's religion may be funny to you, but it is just very disrespectful to others!

This is not even partially funny! It’s just plain wrong..

dumbasses..

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My Life Through My Eyes...

She is never perfect.
She is hopeless.

She sits in her bathroom crying knowing that it is the only place where she feels safe enough to let the tears fall.

She is a doormat that will do everything –even though she doesn't want to- with a smile for you, and she will never ask for anything in return because she knows she will never receive it.
Why does she do this? Who the hell knows.

They tell her what to do, but they don't tell her how to do it. And when she doesn't do it right, they scold her. And she feels bad about it – even though she knows it's not her fault- still she cries. Why? No idea.

She hides her pain and sadness behind a smile so that nobody can see.

On the outside she is always calm, collected, and happy, in control, when inside she is broken into pieces.

She says right. They say left. She insists on right. They tell her forget right its left.
She goes left, even though she knows it' actually right. Still she does what they tell her.

She would do anything for you, but wouldn't ask for anything in return.
She will always be there for you, but are you ever there? You never were.

They would expect nothing but failure from her, she knows it, but she hides her knowledge. Why would someone do something like that? I have no idea.

She is surrounded by friends and family and she is still lonely.
Why she wants to fit in and be accepted is a mystery.

She wants to write so much more, but there is too many to write and not enough space for it. Maybe another time.

She wrote this because she couldn't keep it in anymore. Crying wasn't enough this time. She wanted to let it out into the world (sort of)

And after this she will go on pretending to be someone she isn't.

And she is me.

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I don't know why i even bother..

i really don't!
i try to do something nice for it and it won't even help me!!
i'm talking about my BLOG! yeah i'm talking about you! i can do what ever i want with you!
what? hold on a second hehe.. *turns and yells at blog* you go sit down! i'm having a private conversation here!... i love you too.. but we have to have some boundries.. i need to have a conversation for once without you breathing down my neck..ok? good girl.. i knew i made you for a reason.. *turns back*

now where were we?
oh right!
i'm hopeless with this so called "technology" i simply suck! i admit it.

and you know me whenever i say these things it means only one thing. i need your help. AGAIN!

hey i can't help it if you're so good at this (mashallah)

should i get to the problem? ok
i want to put some music on the blog because it sometimes gets bored just sitting there doing nothing but reading all the "crap" that i wrote. (i'm still mad at you for that mishmisha. you lied to me and hurt my feelings :'( )

so what i need from you is to tell me how to do that... put some music on the blog. :)

she's demanding isn't she? *sigh* i know. she could be a real b!%*& sometimes. but you can't help but love her.

so since i have no idea how to do that. i've done everything! i've gone to google. i've checked some of the results and i had no clue what they were talking about :(

so all i have to say is HELP!

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One Of Them

I see the world pass by while I stare and look out the car window. I try to see what no one has been able to see. I try to find the beauty of it all in one second only, but I actually need two for me to find it. I give up and start to pay attention to what everybody in the car is talking about. They’re talking about the weather, and how it’s unpredictable in this country. I turn my head and look up at the sky and look at the clouds. Nothing is predictable, and nothing is what it seems. And nothing is what it really is.

I keep staring and take a deep breath. It’s always like this. Nothing’s changed. And I realize it will never change. And that makes me feel lonelier than ever.

I want to run away so bad. I want to do so many things that I’m not aloud to, and if only I knew what they really are.

I close my eyes and try to listen to everything around me. I try to think of the reason why they act the way they do. And I come up with nothing. I hate people who aren’t who they say they are. But I’m not the one to judge, since I’m one of them.

It only hurts when I'm breathing
My heart only breaks when it's beating
My dreams only die when I'm dreaming
So, I hold my breath--to forget

Break It Down Now..

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
to get a better view of it just click on it.

i'm sorry i just had to post this! it is sooo stupid!
i almost fell from my seat laughing my ass off!! LOL

Like a river flows surely to the sea
Darling so it goes
some things are meant to be
take my hand, take my whole life too
for I can't help falling in love with you

Technology Bites!!

i hate it now! but i can't live without it..
this week is really depressing! i have done nothing but sleep, sleep and i think more sleep.
my laptop won't work. it broke up with me :( and i really regret not taking care of my baby :(
i love you and i miss you, why won't you come back to me you piece of crap?! but maybe it's a blessing in disguise.. i mean we've been together since 1900 o 76iba! it's really old and it's been broken for a couple of years.. the CD drive is broken and now it decided to break up with me and die.. how convenient
and plus the iPOD is still not fixed! i am in hell! i think i should consider suicide? i cannot live without my music!! i miss youtube.. i miss prison break!! when's the 23rd going to get here?!

now i realize this might not make any sense but it's 5 in the morning!! so cut me some slack. kthanxbie..
and why am i not asleep? i have to get up for school in a few hours..

oh well!! what can i do?
oh yeah have you seen russell peters?? he is hillarious! you should watch him. amazing!

This world will never be
What I expected
And if I don't belong
Who would have guessed it
I will not leave alone
Everything that I own
To make you feel like it's not too late
It's never too late

*SOOOB!!!* oh it's HORRIBLE!!

my iPOD is gooooone!!
i found it today with a broken screen!
oh the horror! how am i supposed to live without my iPOD?!
it's my third on already! i think i'm gonna cry..

my first got stolen (thieves!)

My second one is fine but I had to get a new one cause there wasn't any more space.

And now this! A broken screen!!

I might have a memorial for it.

it was mishmisha II. I'll miss you.

Even though I'm the sacrifice,
You won't try for me, not now.
Though I'd die to know you love me,
I'm all alone.
Isn't someone missing me?

Some Mumblings..

• "TUH" (duh and totally)
• "bite meh"
• "sagelny"
• "fo shizzle?"
• "aham shay!"
• "i've said so many that i can't remember any of 'em"
• "if i had 100 fils for every time he does that, i'd be freakin' rich!"
• "he's a comedy genius"
• "i meet a new husband every week"
• "if i had a body like that i wouldn't bother wearing clothes"
• "you suck!"
• "you're so stupid. but in a cute way"
• "when i said that it sounded a little stupid, but when you said it, it sounded really stupid"
• "everywhere i go i find another one"
• "what the hell?"
• "puff puff pass"
• "halhain shino?"
• "is that even physically possible?"
• "stop saying the F*&#ing 'F' word you F^%$ing B!#$h!"
  
• "allahom enny 9ayma"

P.S part three of "the other side of the story" will be posted in a few days.. so stay tuned for that!

Sometimes the things I say
In moments of disarray
Succumbing to the games we play
To make sure that it's real.

*psst* hey you.. yeah you.. come closer

*whispers*
i need your help with something again..
you see my blogs birthday is coming up next month, and I need to get it something nice. since it's, it's first birthday and all. look i can't explain right now cause it might come back anytime so i have to make this quick.

i've been thinking i'd get it a new template.. but i can't seem to find the right one for it.
don't get me wrong there are alot of good templates. but i just can't seem to find *it*
i could just make one. but i have to know how to do that. and since i don't know how, i can't.

i've been searching for templates for sooo long and i've found very good sites but i still need to do more research..

so what i need you to do is simple: give me sites for templates.. you don't actually have to. but i'd soo love you if you did. i mean what else would you want right?

oh crap here it comes!
talk to you later.. bye

Say when I look up in my life its plain to see.
That its never gonna be the same.
Take another step on towards my destiny.
But the memories still remain.
Deep in my brain in my soul I hold the key.
Said its never gonna be the same.
Throughout all life and beyond all eternity.
I keep burnin up the flame.

Cluster

hey guys what's up?
how's the fasting goin'? thirsty right? join the club.

anyway. this whole week is very special to me. because it is full of birthdays!
so let's get with the program..

sept.30th. ma mere! happy birthday!!
oct.2nd. 7amoooood! yal ba6ah! lol just kidding ;P
oct.4th. amah!! (my grandmother) happy bday mwah!
oct.5th. kambooshty!! (my sis) happy birthday. you're soo old! LOL! i still love you
oct.7th. papi!!! happy birthday pops!
oct.8th. one of my best friends!! my brother!! yay! 1 more baby! (you know what i mean)

so as you can see there are alot of libras in my family.. now did i miss anyone??
if i did i'm sorry.

all in all HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y'ALL!!

now if you'll excuse me i have to go and tease my brother (hehe)

Cos I'm slipping away
Like the sand to the tide
Flowing into your arms
Falling into your eyes
If you get too near
I might disappear
I might lose my mind