Just Another Day With Me And My Sister

• Moi: "Wow misa'a has everything, doesn't she?" (she's the singer who keeps shimmying)
  Kambi: "Except her virginity.."
  
  
• Moi: "She is so hott.. she's almost perfect"
  Moi: "There's gotta be something wrong with her.."
  Kambi: "Like what?"
  Moi: "I don't know.. She's boring..?"
  Kambi: "Who cares? She's hot!"
  Moi: "Ax murderer?"
  Kambi: "I got it!!! She has a temper!"
  Moi: "Yes!!!.....i'd still wanna be her.. :/"
  Kambi: "Yeah me too :("
  
  
• Kambi is sitting on the bed looking at a ring box.... Kambi stares at Moi and decides to hit me in the face with it... it nicks me (although she says it barely touched me- how would she know?!):
  Moi: "333AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" (it didn't even hurt)
  Kambi: "Uh-huh uh-huh" while it6ig irgiba
  
  
• We have a dream (in a Martin Luther King voice) that one day!! we would have a lion as a pet!! and we would name him!!!! SIMBAAAAAAA *raawr*
  and we made up all these situations:

1. We would be all over him and talk baby talk: "Thas ma booooy yeah thas ma babyyyy.." and he would be all happy and cuuuute (keep in mind he is HUGE!! and scary looking- he's a frickin lion for petes sake)
   
   
2. We would order Hardeez or any other delivery resteraunt and they'd be waiting outside with the food and out of no where "Simba" would want to play with him. And the delivery dude wouldn't know that and he would piss his pants or faint and we'd be like: "Not again... Simba what did you just do?! Go inside the house. No food for you!" And he would go with his tail between his legs...
   
   Obviously we are very disturbed and have very big imaginations...

• For the past 6 months we've been searching and looking for a program that would put the videos on YouTube on our iPods. we found this program called VisualHub (which I recommend) and we bought it.. so we tested it.. and hello! it works!!
  we were droppin it and poppin it and breakin it and everything.. I almost made out with my sister then and there!! I was so happy that I kept telling her how awesome she is and how perfect, smart and how hott she was that she found it... I still get this huge grin when I think how if it wasn't for her, my iPod wouldn't be full from it... *sigh* I luuurve her :P
  
  
• Kambi: "OY!!"
  Moi: "RUSSEL!!!"
  we do it because we can... and we got it from here
  
  
• Kambi: "Is dhere vai6ing least?" (in Russian accent)
  Translation: is there a waiting list? talking to 'waiting list person' at T.G.I Fridays on a Thursday night
  Moi: "Hahahahahahaha... oh sorry it's not funny.." (in a British accent)
  
  
• Moi reading a jokes book at virgin along time ago:
  Moi: "What does a giraffe eat at a bar?"
  Kambi: "What?"
  Moi: "Black cherries.."
  *long pause*
  Both: "Hawhawhawhawhawhawhaw!" (in a fake pompous laugh)
  We still don't get it.... help us understand??
  
  
• Mon Pere: "Thi3faw!! Shmitinkom!" on a side note: we're not really fat.. we're just curvy (in a good way)
  Kambi: "Excuse me! curves are in! am I right?!"
  Moi: "Oh yeah! gimme some baby"
  We high five each other while mon pere just kept on watching T.V
  

I'm Not Different, I'm Just Weird

ok so here are a few moments in my life that i will never forget in all my life (even though i wish i could with some of em) but i'm afraid that maybe i will.. and i don't want to... and these moments always puts a smile on my face and make me laugh.. here it goes:

situation #1:
time: last weekend.

me and my cousin were out and we were bored to death. so she tells me that there's this road that's all bumpy and stuff and we would have fun going there while driving fast (i know what you're thinking.. seriously? a bumpy road? is she high? don't worry i thought the same thing) so i said ok.. we didn't have anything to do.. it turns out it's the parking lot for johnny carinos :/ anyway we had a blast i must say..

ok imagine this: you're going 90 miles per hour on a little street that's all bumpy or whatever and that's the only form of entertainment that you can get on a thursday night? well it was the best idea my cousin ever had!!!

ok another thing to imagine: you're on a date with your girl/boyfriend at johnny corinos parking lot and you see a car flying by with 2 girls in it with their hands up in the air and then come to a screeching halt at the exit, come back and unknowingly park next to your car and eat McDonald's ice cream while laughing hysterically... what would be going through your mind? (this actually happened btw)

situation #2:
time: same thing.

so were looking for the bumpy road.. and my cousin doesn't know where it is.. so we get into every turn we see.. so we turn into the boat club or something right?
10 minutes later... we're still in the boat clubs' parking lot!! we were fucking lost!! in a fucking parking lot!! (i swear alot don't i?) we had to call her sister (who doesn't know jack shit about kuwait.. she doesn't even know where their jam3iya is..ok maybe i'm exaggerating..but she really ma itdil shay) and ask for directions on where the fucking exit was (she wasn't any help.. she kept making us go into circles... that bitch..we should have known) anyway we were there for another 5 minutes until we found it... it was really stupid.. LOOOL!!

situation #3:
time: hehehehehehehehe yeah ok we'll just skip this one k?

my brother had promised me to get me some kk.. and i was craving it like crazy.. so i went to look for him, so i asked my sister who was on the couch watching t.v.. she said she didn't know.
this is what i said:
"that fucking bitch... amma cut off his dick and shove it in his ass when i see him!"
i hear something behind me and when i turn to see who it is.. it turns out to be my parents!
i turn around to look at my sister and this is exactly how i looked like and i swear i'm not exaggerating!

i stayed in my room for 2 days and i didn't make eye contact with them for 4...

situation #4:
time: errr meh..

i was in the living room watching tv with my sister when i hear my pink panther ringtone go off.. so i get up and run to my room to answer it. and on the way there i hit the table. HARD! i kept going not realizing that i hit a table. i answer the phone and it's my cousin (i know what you're thinking.. her cousin again? which one?) it's the one i got lost in the parking lot with. anyway. so we're talking and i'm sitting with my sister and she's watching tv.. and when my cousin is in the middle of the sentence... this is what happened:
cousin: "yeah so blah blah blah and then we could..."
moi: "FUCKING BITCH!!"
my sister jumps from her seat and my cousin is speechless.
cousin: "what? what's wrong?"
sister: :shfeech?"
moi: "OOOOOW!! 5ARRA EB SHAKIL OMIK ZAIN?!"
both of them: "what?!"
turns out i just felt the pain from when i hit the table.. and it hurt like hell!!! i had this big ass bruise on my hip.. and i'm just feeling the pain.. i guess my body was in shock.. when i think about it.. it's funny as hell

situation #5:
time: 2-3 weeks ago... i think.. :D

we're all having lunch. my brother sneezes..
moi: "7amdilla"
brother: "yir7amch allah"
moi: "yahdeena o yahdee..." i look at my brother
moi: "did you sneeze or did i sneeze?"
brother: "i think i did..."
moi: "3ayal laish gilt yir7amch allah??"
brother: "laish giltay 7amdilla??"
moi: "touche' "
my parents didn't let me forget about it for a week...


hmmmm.. what else? what else? what else?? i can't remember... anyway when i do i'll post about it..

I Had Another Dream

I had another dream the other night. It wasn't a good dream. And you were in it. I didn't want you in my dream. I felt something. Like something bad is going to happen. And I didn't want anything to happen to you.

I tried to get you to leave. I tried to keep you away. To keep you safe, but you wouldn't leave. I wanted you to leave. I told you that I had a feeling, and that I didn't like it, that I didn't want you to be here when it happens. You told me it was all in my head. But the feeling was only getting stronger. I didn't like it. And I wanted to wake up. You said it would be okay. You said everything would be fine. I tried to believe you. I wanted to believe you so bad.

All this happened in the car on our way. I kept expecting something to happen. Any second and it would. But it never did. The feeling seemed to fade away. I was glad it was fading.

The car kept moving, and we kept laughing. I never wanted this feeling to end. This happiness. this content. I wanted it to go on forever.

I look at my right and I see the car coming towards us. It was getting closer. The car wasn't supposed to be there. I opened my mouth to tell you that. But I never got the chance to say it.

I won't be cliché and say that I saw my life flash through my eyes. And the only white light I saw was the headlight from the car. It was very strong. I had to close my eyes because of it.

I woke up that day with this urge to see you. And when I went to your room I couldn't find you. I wanted to tell you about the dream. I wanted to know what it meant. Most of all I wanted to see you and make sure you were safe.

I was getting really worried until you called. You told me you were hungry, and I told you I wanted to talk to you about something. You said you were in the mood for the place we were going to in my dream. I told you we’d see when you get here.

I don't know how you convinced me to go there. But we did. And on the way there, I had the same feeling I had then. And I became quiet. You said something about that being weird since I can't keep my mouth shut for two minutes. And I didn't say anything. That’s when I think you became really worried.

We got to the place where it happened. I look at my right expecting to see the car coming towards me. But it never came.

I laughed and told you about the dream. And you laughed at my paranoia. I told you I have really weird dreams, and you couldn't help but agree. We kept laughing about it all day.

You told me it would be okay. You said everything would be fine. I tried to believe you. And I did, I still do.

We See Things Not As They Are, But As We Are

I'm sorry that I'm not the person you wanted me to be, I'm sorry that I'll never be that person.
I'm just not strong enough, or smart enough to be like you. I'm sorry. I tried. I really did.. even after all the advice and directions you gave me, I don't know what to do.

I can't be like you, I don't know how to be like you. I'm not like you. I'm not as confident as you are, I'm not wise as you are. I'm not together as you are.

I tried. I really did. And I won't stop trying.. it's just that my trying isn't good enough. It's never good enough, it will never be good enough.. I'm sorry, I shouldn't be this insecure. I can't help it. It's the truth. I'm no longer in denial.

I've tried to be the best I can be. I've tried to make you proud of me. I'm not you, I'm not her, I'm not them. I'm just me. And I don't know if I should be sorry because of it. But I am. I don't know why. I just am.

I'm trying to do everything you want without losing myself, and I already feel like a stranger to myself. You said everything will be ok. Easier said than done. I've already lost myself. I don't even know who I am anymore.

I can't be you. I just.....can't.

Please don't stop loving me because of it. Please

More Of My Cousins and I...

• Cousin #1: "Is it hot in here or is it just me?"
  Me: "No actually I'm the one who hott."
  Cousin #1: "Naturally :P"
  
  
• Cousin #2: "So what do you guys wanna do?"
  Me: "I don't know"
  Cousin #1: "What exactly *do* you know?"
  Me: "Apparently nothing."
  
  
• Me: "Stop saying the fucking 'F' word you fucking bitch!"
  
  
• Cousin #2: "Son of a b$!&$@ ^%#*&%$#;% ^$*(*%@&^$#@#!@!!!! "
  Me: "I'm so proud of you."
  
  
• Me: "Slow the car down la yinkisir el baith!" (notice the sarcasm:P )
  Cousin #2: "Tabeen tirje3een el bait mashy?"
  Me: "Tabeen t'9i3een?"
  Cousin #2: "Touche"
  
  
• *Me looking at a picture*
  Me: "I know who that is!"
  Cousin #2: "Ee Nedo."
  Me: "What?"
  HAHAHAHA
  
  
• Cousin #1: "So which city do you wanna go to?"
  Me: "Metropolis."
  Cousin #1: "In which state is that?"
  Me: "New Troy."
  Cousin #1: "There's no state named New Troy!"
  Me: "Of course there isn't! It's where Superman lives!"
  Cousin #1: "I thought Superman wasn't real?"
  Me: "Oh my god and I thought you were the smart one."
  
  
• *Cousin #2 hitting me*
  Me: "Hey stop that! shfeech?"
  Cousin #2: "I'm just trying to fix the GPS since it's not working very good!"
  Me: "Hey! the GPS is new and absolutely fine! it's the driver who sucks!"
  Cousin #2: "How am I a bad driver?"
  Me: "Well the fact that you needed a GPS *points at myself* to show you the way to jam3iyat eshamiya that was right in front of us!"
  
  
• Me: "I think I'm gonna change my fake name.."
  Cousin #1: "You can't change your fake name!"
  Me: "Why not? It's fake!"
  Cousin #1: "Because we all agreed for that to be your fake name."
  Me: "Maaan.."
  Cousin #2: "Just out of curiosity.. What would you change it to?"
  Me: "Zalee5a!"
  
  
• Cousin #2: "I feel lightheaded.."
  Me: "Oh sweety that's because the air in your head got out.."
  *Cousin #1 laughing silently*
  Cousin #2: "Is that supposed to be a joke?"
  Me: "Not really.. :)"
  

What You Hear If You're With Me And My Cousins..

• Me: "I'm an English bitch, and she's a French bitch, and you're a world wide bitch."

• Me: "Wanna recruit some new bitches and hoes?"
  Cousin #1: "We already have enough bitches and hoes."

• Me: "Your ass will be shoes."
  Cousin #1: "Shko?"
  Me: "Since I'm going to put my foot up yo ass."

• Cousin #2: "Can we get you anything else? A room maybe?"

• Cousin #2: "You are so controlling!"
  Me: "Allah e3een zojich."
  Cousin #1 "Shut up!!" "Can you get me a paper bag for this?"
  Me: "Inshallah" *gets up*
  Cousin #2 "Hahahahahaha!"

• Me: "I know she's a total bitch, but I really wanna watch her.."

• Cousin #2: "Dude I'm seriously hungry."
  Me: "How's that new?"

• Cousin #1 *singing Kelly Clarkson*
  Me: "Did we do something to deserve this?"
  Cousin #1: "Deserve what?"
  Cousin #2: "This torture."
  Cousin #1: "How am I torturing you?"
  Me: "You're singing."

• Me: "When we get old and they get all saggy and stuff, I'm gonna have to stuff them in my pants or put them over my shoulders."

• Me: "He's a walking billboard for birth control."

• Cousin #2: "If you were an orange. What type of orange would you be?"
  Me: "One that's not eaten."

• Cousin #2: "What kind of animal is the Sagittarius?"
  Cousin #1: "Hahahaha! There you go. Akbar daleel enna el sagis are stupid! hahaha"
  Me: "Raga3t elly gabilha. el7een shlon tabeeny aragi3 hathy?"
  Cousin #2: "So it's not an animal?"

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Happy B.Day "Shag7a"!!

today is the DAY!! finally the day has come to celebrate and partay!

happy birthday faloo7i!! <3 YOU!!

can't wait for tonight's party. we are sooo gonna have fun!



on another note:
what do you peeps think of my new template?
i didn't get a new one. I'M STILL LOOKING!
so i had to get a replacement so i could make the blog happy..

anyway what do you think? i'm kinda satisfied with it. :)

laterzz

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In Your Arms

I had just finished my studying, and I was in dying need of a break. So I walk out to the living room and I see her on the sofa watching an old Arabic movie, which she’s in love with.
As I walk over to her and sit next to her, she opens her arms wide open in an invitation to hug and hold me. As always I rest my head on her chest while she plays with my hair and kisses my head.
Finally relaxing as she continues doing what she always does. I close my eyes and listen to her beating heart. And I know that I’ll always be safe, in my mothers’ arms.

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My Hero.

Do you remember the time when all we used to do was hang out with each other?
All day long we’d be together either in my room, or yours. We’d do everything from play video games, cards or just do nothing. We’d watch movies like Grease or Aladdin or Captain Majjid. We had every episode and we’d just watch them the whole day just sitting in front of the screen. You were his biggest fan; you used to say that you’re going to be just like him. And I would believe you, because at that time we thought that we could do everything.

I remember all the trouble we made as kids- In the kinder garden. I still remember the day we escaped from the play ground. The lady who tried to stop us was so mad at you, even though she knew it was my idea, she kept telling you that even though it was my idea it still doesn’t change anything.

I don’t really remember the day you fell from the monkey bars. But all I remember was how terrified and worried I was when I saw the bloody nose. The fall wasn’t even that hard. I still worry about you whenever you go somewhere. I feel like I should be the big sister and you’re the baby brother. Not the other way around.

I still laugh at all the times we played kout, and we would kick everybody’s asses. We still do. Maybe it’s because we cheated so well that the other team never noticed or maybe it’s because they were too busy cheating themselves, we’ll never know.

There are a lot of experiences we had together, but not enough space to write down.

Even though we hardly hang out anymore, we know that whenever somebody’s bored, we could just go to where the other is and just do nothing and enjoy each others’ company. We’re always there for each other.

So to sum up all of this in one sentence: YOU ROCK!

P.s dude if you’re reading this don’t get too cocky. I can still kick your ass if I wanted to.

And as we lie beneath the stars

We realize how small we are

If they could love like you and me

Imagine what the world could be

what you are to me

You are always there
You are always ready to give
You are always generous
You are something that I don't deserve
You are always ready to guide me
You will always be there, I know that now
I don't know what I've done to deserve you
You are my hero
You are my anchor
You are the shoulder that I cry on
You would do anything I ask in a heartbeat
You are my life
You are everything to me
Without you I wouldn't be here
I am at your mercy
I am yours
Because of you, I am what I am today
I don't deserve you
You hold my life in your hands
I dedicate my life to you...my family

a special occastion

today is a special someone's birthday!
duuuuuuude you're sooo old!
2 decades! daaaamn!
well anyway happy birthday.
i hope you're dreams come true and make new friends and keep the old..
since you are old :Pp
happy birthday mumum.. 5la9 that means enna mako present.. ;P