My Life As MishMisha: "I am Plays With Squirrels"

didn't you just love him?!
he was my favorite!

he was funny, sweet and kind.. kinda reminds me of joey..
who i also love!
but that's not the point..

i really miss the show.. i can't help but miss it..

so to make your day a little brighter.. here are a few funny qoutes i've always like:

"I married a moose...we don't need counseling"
"If stupidity were in the Olympics, you'd win a Nobel Prize." (classic)
"It was one of those nights. You know the kind. Like day, but darker."
"Life's tough, get a helmet."
"I am called Playswith Squirrels."
"FEENAAAAY! FA-FA-FA-FEEEEEEENAAAAAY!"
"Feeny! Fee-hee-hee (coughs) I can't do it anymore!"
"When a crime breaks out, all the cute girls shout, 'Get the good-looking guy.' When there's a crime out there, he's going to comb his hair, cause he's the good-looking guy"
"Phanny Feeny?'"
"But you see I already had $70 in my wallet and you just gave me $60 so it looks like I already made 10 bucks."
"(Referring to Allan-the dad) YOU NEVER BREAST-FED ME!!!" *hits head*
"See, duckies are good, cuz not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed 'em crackers and you can ride 'em. See, duckies are the horsies of the ocean. "
Eric: Okay, Coreena, I don't know how to say this, so I'm going to choose my words very carefully. I think you're a psycho. I want to get as far away from you as I possibly can.
Coreena: What?
Eric: I'm just not the guy for you. You need a guy who's happy, and perky all the time. Maybe a guy whose had part of his brain removed and he thinks he's a bunny, and you can go off and be bunnies together.
Eric: So I said to myself, 'Kyle,'...
Alan: Kyle?
Eric: That's what I call myself (how many names does he have?)
Eric: How great is this.
Jack: Do you know how great this is?
Shawn Hunter: This is great.
Jack: Eric?
Eric: [dressed like Noah] No, not Eric, not anymore
Jack: OK that's fine... ok, what is your name *now*?
Eric: Plays With Squirrels
[Eric is anxious preparing for the SAT test]
Jason: Your brain needs a rest.
Eric: No, no. Brain needs oxygen. There's just not enough of it in here. But I bet there's some outside.
Eric: Ahh... good old H2O. (he's eric what do you expect?)
Jason: Has your house been tested for radon?
Eric: Not another test.
Eric: Mr. F... F... F... Feeny
Mr. George Feeny: I love the Feeny call (who does't?)
Eric: Guess who's got pictures of Cory running naked through the sprinkler?
Cory: Eric, I was four.
Eric: You were twelve.
Cory: It was... refreshing.
Eric: My grades aren't good enough to get me into college?
Mr. George Feeny: Your grades, my friend, aren't good enough to get you a Slurpee.
Eric: Fine. I'll do it. I'm the oldest.
Jack: Actually, I'm the oldest.
Eric: Yeah, but I've lived the longest. (you can't help but love him)
Eric: When did this school get a library?
Jack: Everyday is a new adventure isn't it?
Sergeant Moore: Boy you are disgrace to this community, this country, and humanity in general!
Eric: Oh, wow!
[Mr. Feeny has just given Eric back his paper]
Eric: Oh... Mr. Feeny, you didn't finish your sentence. A... what?