What You Hear If You're With Me And My Cousins..

• Me: "I'm an English bitch, and she's a French bitch, and you're a world wide bitch."

• Me: "Wanna recruit some new bitches and hoes?"
  Cousin #1: "We already have enough bitches and hoes."

• Me: "Your ass will be shoes."
  Cousin #1: "Shko?"
  Me: "Since I'm going to put my foot up yo ass."

• Cousin #2: "Can we get you anything else? A room maybe?"

• Cousin #2: "You are so controlling!"
  Me: "Allah e3een zojich."
  Cousin #1 "Shut up!!" "Can you get me a paper bag for this?"
  Me: "Inshallah" *gets up*
  Cousin #2 "Hahahahahaha!"

• Me: "I know she's a total bitch, but I really wanna watch her.."

• Cousin #2: "Dude I'm seriously hungry."
  Me: "How's that new?"

• Cousin #1 *singing Kelly Clarkson*
  Me: "Did we do something to deserve this?"
  Cousin #1: "Deserve what?"
  Cousin #2: "This torture."
  Cousin #1: "How am I torturing you?"
  Me: "You're singing."

• Me: "When we get old and they get all saggy and stuff, I'm gonna have to stuff them in my pants or put them over my shoulders."

• Me: "He's a walking billboard for birth control."

• Cousin #2: "If you were an orange. What type of orange would you be?"
  Me: "One that's not eaten."

• Cousin #2: "What kind of animal is the Sagittarius?"
  Cousin #1: "Hahahaha! There you go. Akbar daleel enna el sagis are stupid! hahaha"
  Me: "Raga3t elly gabilha. el7een shlon tabeeny aragi3 hathy?"
  Cousin #2: "So it's not an animal?"

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