here are a few things that would help if someone came and said something about yo mama:
- I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
- when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
- I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
- she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
- she lost her shadow.
- when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'
- she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
- she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"
- she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
- she tried to drown a fish.
- I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
- they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
- she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
- Fat Albert gave her the rights to say "Hey, hey, hey!"
- when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
- when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
- all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama" - people jog around her for exercise.
- I ran around her twice and got lost.
- at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
- well.. look at you!
- she could only be Yo mama.
- they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
- when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
- when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
- she's uugly. I had to add another u `cause u is ugly too!
- her shadow quit.
- when she gets up, the sun goes down.
- she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the fuck?!?!"
- her pillow cries at night.
i think it would really help if you had a yo mama-thon with someone. but i must warn you that you
must not have it with one of your brothers or sisters. cause that's just stupid.
7 comments:
LOL!
Why not make it easier and punch who ever tries to diss yo mama? :/
Kos Ommek A7mar tarabeshy ya bent elmetnaka
cheers
Joe
looool this is hilarious. yo mama is so ugly's tips are my fav lol
All i can say is "muhaha muhaha... ouch ! it hurt so much laughing.... muhahaha"
coolfreak:
well you could.. but violence is not the first answer remember? if the first answer didn't help THEN you punch whoever dissed yo mama.. :P
anonymous:
wtf is your problem?
i just wasted 2 seconds of my life giving a rats ass about you.. thanks.
l's brain:
lol they're my fav too :P
and i'm glad you liked it :)
happy wolf:
hehe glad you enjoyed it :)
lol i miss yo mamma jokes... you took me back 15 years
zed:
hehe glad you enjoyed it :)
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