Preparation Is Key!

here are a few things that would help if someone came and said something about yo mama:

• Yo Mama So Stupid:

1. I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
2. when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
3. I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
4. she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
5. she lost her shadow.
6. when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'
7. she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
8. she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"
9. she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
10. she tried to drown a fish.

• Yo Mama So Fat:

1. I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
2. they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
3. she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
4. Fat Albert gave her the rights to say "Hey, hey, hey!"
5. when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
6. when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
7. all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
   "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
8. people jog around her for exercise.
9. I ran around her twice and got lost.
10. at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

• Yo Mama So Ugly:

1. well.. look at you!
2. she could only be Yo mama.
3. they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
4. when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
5. when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
6. she's uugly. I had to add another u `cause u is ugly too!
7. her shadow quit.
8. when she gets up, the sun goes down.
9. she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the fuck?!?!"
10. her pillow cries at night.

i think it would really help if you had a yo mama-thon with someone. but i must warn you that you must not have it with one of your brothers or sisters. cause that's just stupid.