Funny Video Of The Month :P

i know the quality sucks. but it's worth the trouble. all you have to do is listen to it and try to watch and maybe give a little giggle. cause if you didn't, then there would be no point in searching for some videos that aren't even funny...

anyway i know i posted 2 but i couldn't decide which one, so i thought "what the hell, i'll put both of them"

i can't believe how funny it is. and i also can't believe i watched this as a kid and not caught the meaning... *sigh* shows how naive children are... or at least i was... whatever

p.s i got finals so i won't be posting anything for a while... i'll be back on the 12th. wish me luck (i definitely need it)

Just Another Day With Me And My Sister

• Moi: "Wow misa'a has everything, doesn't she?" (she's the singer who keeps shimmying)
  Kambi: "Except her virginity.."
  
  
• Moi: "She is so hott.. she's almost perfect"
  Moi: "There's gotta be something wrong with her.."
  Kambi: "Like what?"
  Moi: "I don't know.. She's boring..?"
  Kambi: "Who cares? She's hot!"
  Moi: "Ax murderer?"
  Kambi: "I got it!!! She has a temper!"
  Moi: "Yes!!!.....i'd still wanna be her.. :/"
  Kambi: "Yeah me too :("
  
  
• Kambi is sitting on the bed looking at a ring box.... Kambi stares at Moi and decides to hit me in the face with it... it nicks me (although she says it barely touched me- how would she know?!):
  Moi: "333AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" (it didn't even hurt)
  Kambi: "Uh-huh uh-huh" while it6ig irgiba
  
  
• We have a dream (in a Martin Luther King voice) that one day!! we would have a lion as a pet!! and we would name him!!!! SIMBAAAAAAA *raawr*
  and we made up all these situations:

1. We would be all over him and talk baby talk: "Thas ma booooy yeah thas ma babyyyy.." and he would be all happy and cuuuute (keep in mind he is HUGE!! and scary looking- he's a frickin lion for petes sake)
   
   
2. We would order Hardeez or any other delivery resteraunt and they'd be waiting outside with the food and out of no where "Simba" would want to play with him. And the delivery dude wouldn't know that and he would piss his pants or faint and we'd be like: "Not again... Simba what did you just do?! Go inside the house. No food for you!" And he would go with his tail between his legs...
   
   Obviously we are very disturbed and have very big imaginations...

• For the past 6 months we've been searching and looking for a program that would put the videos on YouTube on our iPods. we found this program called VisualHub (which I recommend) and we bought it.. so we tested it.. and hello! it works!!
  we were droppin it and poppin it and breakin it and everything.. I almost made out with my sister then and there!! I was so happy that I kept telling her how awesome she is and how perfect, smart and how hott she was that she found it... I still get this huge grin when I think how if it wasn't for her, my iPod wouldn't be full from it... *sigh* I luuurve her :P
  
  
• Kambi: "OY!!"
  Moi: "RUSSEL!!!"
  we do it because we can... and we got it from here
  
  
• Kambi: "Is dhere vai6ing least?" (in Russian accent)
  Translation: is there a waiting list? talking to 'waiting list person' at T.G.I Fridays on a Thursday night
  Moi: "Hahahahahahaha... oh sorry it's not funny.." (in a British accent)
  
  
• Moi reading a jokes book at virgin along time ago:
  Moi: "What does a giraffe eat at a bar?"
  Kambi: "What?"
  Moi: "Black cherries.."
  *long pause*
  Both: "Hawhawhawhawhawhawhaw!" (in a fake pompous laugh)
  We still don't get it.... help us understand??
  
  
• Mon Pere: "Thi3faw!! Shmitinkom!" on a side note: we're not really fat.. we're just curvy (in a good way)
  Kambi: "Excuse me! curves are in! am I right?!"
  Moi: "Oh yeah! gimme some baby"
  We high five each other while mon pere just kept on watching T.V
  

I'm Not Different, I'm Just Weird

ok so here are a few moments in my life that i will never forget in all my life (even though i wish i could with some of em) but i'm afraid that maybe i will.. and i don't want to... and these moments always puts a smile on my face and make me laugh.. here it goes:

situation #1:
time: last weekend.

me and my cousin were out and we were bored to death. so she tells me that there's this road that's all bumpy and stuff and we would have fun going there while driving fast (i know what you're thinking.. seriously? a bumpy road? is she high? don't worry i thought the same thing) so i said ok.. we didn't have anything to do.. it turns out it's the parking lot for johnny carinos :/ anyway we had a blast i must say..

ok imagine this: you're going 90 miles per hour on a little street that's all bumpy or whatever and that's the only form of entertainment that you can get on a thursday night? well it was the best idea my cousin ever had!!!

ok another thing to imagine: you're on a date with your girl/boyfriend at johnny corinos parking lot and you see a car flying by with 2 girls in it with their hands up in the air and then come to a screeching halt at the exit, come back and unknowingly park next to your car and eat McDonald's ice cream while laughing hysterically... what would be going through your mind? (this actually happened btw)

situation #2:
time: same thing.

so were looking for the bumpy road.. and my cousin doesn't know where it is.. so we get into every turn we see.. so we turn into the boat club or something right?
10 minutes later... we're still in the boat clubs' parking lot!! we were fucking lost!! in a fucking parking lot!! (i swear alot don't i?) we had to call her sister (who doesn't know jack shit about kuwait.. she doesn't even know where their jam3iya is..ok maybe i'm exaggerating..but she really ma itdil shay) and ask for directions on where the fucking exit was (she wasn't any help.. she kept making us go into circles... that bitch..we should have known) anyway we were there for another 5 minutes until we found it... it was really stupid.. LOOOL!!

situation #3:
time: hehehehehehehehe yeah ok we'll just skip this one k?

my brother had promised me to get me some kk.. and i was craving it like crazy.. so i went to look for him, so i asked my sister who was on the couch watching t.v.. she said she didn't know.
this is what i said:
"that fucking bitch... amma cut off his dick and shove it in his ass when i see him!"
i hear something behind me and when i turn to see who it is.. it turns out to be my parents!
i turn around to look at my sister and this is exactly how i looked like and i swear i'm not exaggerating!

i stayed in my room for 2 days and i didn't make eye contact with them for 4...

situation #4:
time: errr meh..

i was in the living room watching tv with my sister when i hear my pink panther ringtone go off.. so i get up and run to my room to answer it. and on the way there i hit the table. HARD! i kept going not realizing that i hit a table. i answer the phone and it's my cousin (i know what you're thinking.. her cousin again? which one?) it's the one i got lost in the parking lot with. anyway. so we're talking and i'm sitting with my sister and she's watching tv.. and when my cousin is in the middle of the sentence... this is what happened:
cousin: "yeah so blah blah blah and then we could..."
moi: "FUCKING BITCH!!"
my sister jumps from her seat and my cousin is speechless.
cousin: "what? what's wrong?"
sister: :shfeech?"
moi: "OOOOOW!! 5ARRA EB SHAKIL OMIK ZAIN?!"
both of them: "what?!"
turns out i just felt the pain from when i hit the table.. and it hurt like hell!!! i had this big ass bruise on my hip.. and i'm just feeling the pain.. i guess my body was in shock.. when i think about it.. it's funny as hell

situation #5:
time: 2-3 weeks ago... i think.. :D

we're all having lunch. my brother sneezes..
moi: "7amdilla"
brother: "yir7amch allah"
moi: "yahdeena o yahdee..." i look at my brother
moi: "did you sneeze or did i sneeze?"
brother: "i think i did..."
moi: "3ayal laish gilt yir7amch allah??"
brother: "laish giltay 7amdilla??"
moi: "touche' "
my parents didn't let me forget about it for a week...


hmmmm.. what else? what else? what else?? i can't remember... anyway when i do i'll post about it..

Sunrise

the same time last year, we were here. the same place, the same position, same time.

you were sleeping over again. and we were up all night. and we had a craving for hot chocolate and we took it to the roof to drink it in the fresh air.

we get to the roof and sit on those things that look like boulders but really aren't. we wondered what their purpose was when we sat on them. but we didn't dwell on it. we sat Indian style with our backs against the wall.

we sat there for a while, not saying anything, not needing to say anything. just staring at the sky and drinking our hot chocolate. all of a sudden you asked me where i saw myself in ten years. i told you i would see myself as i was that day. confused. you laughed and told me to be serious. i looked at the sky. the sun was rising. and it was spectacular. i tried to change the subject by telling you to see how beautiful the sky was, but you wouldn't have any of it. you kept on persisting. and i told you i was serious. i was confused and i thought i'd always be confused.

i asked you where you saw yourself. and you started to tell me all of your crazy hopes and dreams. you were always very animated, always moving.
you kept telling me about your hopes for the next ten years, and i couldn't help but smile. you were so hopeful and optimistic. we were the exact opposites of each other.

the whole time after that we just stared and watched the sunrise. we stayed that way for a long time, only commenting about things that were so insignificant that i forgot what they were, but seem so important to me right now that i would do anything just to remember.

a couple of minutes later you decided that you were tired and ready for bed. i told you i'd follow you in a couple of minutes. that was around 6:45 -ish and the sun was high in the sky. i rested my head against the wall and closed my eyes as i took a deep breath. a smile was on my face when i opened my eyes. it was going to be a beautiful day. i took my empty mug and went downstairs.

now, i sit here alone. the same place, the same position, same time. with my mug of hot chocolate that's gone cold. i look at the clouds and wonder if you ever think of me. but i'm not an optimist.

Funny Video Of The Month :P

ako agdam min chethy?
i have no idea!!

bes i loooooooooooooooorve iit!!

Why Don't You Do Right?

You had plenty money 1922
You let other women make a fool of you
Why don't you do right, like some other men do?

Get outta here
Get me some money too.

Now if you had prepared 20 years ago
You wouldn't be wandering now from door to door
Why don't you do right, like some other men do?

Get outta here
Get me some money too (x2)

Why don't you do right, like some other men do?

aaaah good times :P

HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!

OMG!!!

anything else?? :P

Jaaaaber Obona Min 3omer 3arafnah...

You Gotta Love Him

sha5bariiiiiiii!!! dust dust all over him man.. bes you cant help but giggle when you see him :P

ok so explain this to me. what's his deal? we all know he was abducted. but what happened after he was brought back?

is he an alien?

after they found out he was stupid they threw him away?

did they take his brain then returned him?

what's the deal? why is he so stupid?!

Beavis and Butthead in Mr. Anderson's balls

lool sha5bary!

i loved the show when they used to air it.
i couldn't stop laughing then, and i can't stop laughing now..

dumb asses

"I am Plays With Squirrels"

didn't you just love him?!
he was my favorite!

he was funny, sweet and kind.. kinda reminds me of joey..
who i also love!
but that's not the point..

i really miss the show.. i can't help but miss it..


so to make your day a little brighter.. here are a few funny qoutes i've always like:

• "I married a moose...we don't need counseling"
  
• "If stupidity were in the Olympics, you'd win a Nobel Prize." (classic)
  
• "It was one of those nights. You know the kind. Like day, but darker."
  
• "Life's tough, get a helmet."
• "I am called Playswith Squirrels."
• "FEENAAAAY! FA-FA-FA-FEEEEEEENAAAAAY!"
  
• "Feeny! Fee-hee-hee (coughs) I can't do it anymore!"
• "When a crime breaks out, all the cute girls shout, 'Get the good-looking guy.' When there's a crime out there, he's going to comb his hair, cause he's the good-looking guy"
• "Phanny Feeny?'"
• "But you see I already had $70 in my wallet and you just gave me $60 so it looks like I already made 10 bucks."
• "(Referring to Allan-the dad) YOU NEVER BREAST-FED ME!!!" *hits head*
  
• "See, duckies are good, cuz not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed 'em crackers and you can ride 'em. See, duckies are the horsies of the ocean. "
• Eric: Okay, Coreena, I don't know how to say this, so I'm going to choose my words very carefully. I think you're a psycho. I want to get as far away from you as I possibly can.
  Coreena: What?
  Eric: I'm just not the guy for you. You need a guy who's happy, and perky all the time. Maybe a guy whose had part of his brain removed and he thinks he's a bunny, and you can go off and be bunnies together.
• Eric: So I said to myself, 'Kyle,'...
  Alan: Kyle?
  Eric: That's what I call myself (how many names does he have?)
  
• Eric: How great is this.
  Jack: Do you know how great this is?
  Shawn Hunter: This is great.
• Jack: Eric?
  Eric: [dressed like Noah] No, not Eric, not anymore
  Jack: OK that's fine... ok, what is your name *now*?
  Eric: Plays With Squirrels
  
• [Eric is anxious preparing for the SAT test]
  Jason: Your brain needs a rest.
  Eric: No, no. Brain needs oxygen. There's just not enough of it in here. But I bet there's some outside.
  Eric: Ahh... good old H2O. (he's eric what do you expect?)
  Jason: Has your house been tested for radon?
  Eric: Not another test.
• Eric: Mr. F... F... F... Feeny
  Mr. George Feeny: I love the Feeny call (who does't?)
  
• Eric: Guess who's got pictures of Cory running naked through the sprinkler?
  Cory: Eric, I was four.
  Eric: You were twelve.
  Cory: It was... refreshing.
• Eric: My grades aren't good enough to get me into college?
  Mr. George Feeny: Your grades, my friend, aren't good enough to get you a Slurpee.
• Eric: Fine. I'll do it. I'm the oldest.
  Jack: Actually, I'm the oldest.
  Eric: Yeah, but I've lived the longest. (you can't help but love him)
  
• Eric: When did this school get a library?
  Jack: Everyday is a new adventure isn't it?
• Sergeant Moore: Boy you are disgrace to this community, this country, and humanity in general!
  Eric: Oh, wow!
• [Mr. Feeny has just given Eric back his paper]
  Eric: Oh... Mr. Feeny, you didn't finish your sentence. A... what?

ok i now realize that this post getting too long .. so i'll just leave it at that.. with this final quote:
"[shouts] Sneak attack!"

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