Funny Video Of The Month :P

i know the quality sucks. but it's worth the trouble. all you have to do is listen to it and try to watch and maybe give a little giggle. cause if you didn't, then there would be no point in searching for some videos that aren't even funny...

anyway i know i posted 2 but i couldn't decide which one, so i thought "what the hell, i'll put both of them"

i can't believe how funny it is. and i also can't believe i watched this as a kid and not caught the meaning... *sigh* shows how naive children are... or at least i was... whatever

p.s i got finals so i won't be posting anything for a while... i'll be back on the 12th. wish me luck (i definitely need it)

Just Another Day With Me And My Sister

• Moi: "Wow misa'a has everything, doesn't she?" (she's the singer who keeps shimmying)
  Kambi: "Except her virginity.."
  
  
• Moi: "She is so hott.. she's almost perfect"
  Moi: "There's gotta be something wrong with her.."
  Kambi: "Like what?"
  Moi: "I don't know.. She's boring..?"
  Kambi: "Who cares? She's hot!"
  Moi: "Ax murderer?"
  Kambi: "I got it!!! She has a temper!"
  Moi: "Yes!!!.....i'd still wanna be her.. :/"
  Kambi: "Yeah me too :("
  
  
• Kambi is sitting on the bed looking at a ring box.... Kambi stares at Moi and decides to hit me in the face with it... it nicks me (although she says it barely touched me- how would she know?!):
  Moi: "333AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" (it didn't even hurt)
  Kambi: "Uh-huh uh-huh" while it6ig irgiba
  
  
• We have a dream (in a Martin Luther King voice) that one day!! we would have a lion as a pet!! and we would name him!!!! SIMBAAAAAAA *raawr*
  and we made up all these situations:

1. We would be all over him and talk baby talk: "Thas ma booooy yeah thas ma babyyyy.." and he would be all happy and cuuuute (keep in mind he is HUGE!! and scary looking- he's a frickin lion for petes sake)
   
   
2. We would order Hardeez or any other delivery resteraunt and they'd be waiting outside with the food and out of no where "Simba" would want to play with him. And the delivery dude wouldn't know that and he would piss his pants or faint and we'd be like: "Not again... Simba what did you just do?! Go inside the house. No food for you!" And he would go with his tail between his legs...
   
   Obviously we are very disturbed and have very big imaginations...

• For the past 6 months we've been searching and looking for a program that would put the videos on YouTube on our iPods. we found this program called VisualHub (which I recommend) and we bought it.. so we tested it.. and hello! it works!!
  we were droppin it and poppin it and breakin it and everything.. I almost made out with my sister then and there!! I was so happy that I kept telling her how awesome she is and how perfect, smart and how hott she was that she found it... I still get this huge grin when I think how if it wasn't for her, my iPod wouldn't be full from it... *sigh* I luuurve her :P
  
  
• Kambi: "OY!!"
  Moi: "RUSSEL!!!"
  we do it because we can... and we got it from here
  
  
• Kambi: "Is dhere vai6ing least?" (in Russian accent)
  Translation: is there a waiting list? talking to 'waiting list person' at T.G.I Fridays on a Thursday night
  Moi: "Hahahahahahaha... oh sorry it's not funny.." (in a British accent)
  
  
• Moi reading a jokes book at virgin along time ago:
  Moi: "What does a giraffe eat at a bar?"
  Kambi: "What?"
  Moi: "Black cherries.."
  *long pause*
  Both: "Hawhawhawhawhawhawhaw!" (in a fake pompous laugh)
  We still don't get it.... help us understand??
  
  
• Mon Pere: "Thi3faw!! Shmitinkom!" on a side note: we're not really fat.. we're just curvy (in a good way)
  Kambi: "Excuse me! curves are in! am I right?!"
  Moi: "Oh yeah! gimme some baby"
  We high five each other while mon pere just kept on watching T.V
  

I'm Not Different, I'm Just Weird

ok so here are a few moments in my life that i will never forget in all my life (even though i wish i could with some of em) but i'm afraid that maybe i will.. and i don't want to... and these moments always puts a smile on my face and make me laugh.. here it goes:

situation #1:
time: last weekend.

me and my cousin were out and we were bored to death. so she tells me that there's this road that's all bumpy and stuff and we would have fun going there while driving fast (i know what you're thinking.. seriously? a bumpy road? is she high? don't worry i thought the same thing) so i said ok.. we didn't have anything to do.. it turns out it's the parking lot for johnny carinos :/ anyway we had a blast i must say..

ok imagine this: you're going 90 miles per hour on a little street that's all bumpy or whatever and that's the only form of entertainment that you can get on a thursday night? well it was the best idea my cousin ever had!!!

ok another thing to imagine: you're on a date with your girl/boyfriend at johnny corinos parking lot and you see a car flying by with 2 girls in it with their hands up in the air and then come to a screeching halt at the exit, come back and unknowingly park next to your car and eat McDonald's ice cream while laughing hysterically... what would be going through your mind? (this actually happened btw)

situation #2:
time: same thing.

so were looking for the bumpy road.. and my cousin doesn't know where it is.. so we get into every turn we see.. so we turn into the boat club or something right?
10 minutes later... we're still in the boat clubs' parking lot!! we were fucking lost!! in a fucking parking lot!! (i swear alot don't i?) we had to call her sister (who doesn't know jack shit about kuwait.. she doesn't even know where their jam3iya is..ok maybe i'm exaggerating..but she really ma itdil shay) and ask for directions on where the fucking exit was (she wasn't any help.. she kept making us go into circles... that bitch..we should have known) anyway we were there for another 5 minutes until we found it... it was really stupid.. LOOOL!!

situation #3:
time: hehehehehehehehe yeah ok we'll just skip this one k?

my brother had promised me to get me some kk.. and i was craving it like crazy.. so i went to look for him, so i asked my sister who was on the couch watching t.v.. she said she didn't know.
this is what i said:
"that fucking bitch... amma cut off his dick and shove it in his ass when i see him!"
i hear something behind me and when i turn to see who it is.. it turns out to be my parents!
i turn around to look at my sister and this is exactly how i looked like and i swear i'm not exaggerating!

i stayed in my room for 2 days and i didn't make eye contact with them for 4...

situation #4:
time: errr meh..

i was in the living room watching tv with my sister when i hear my pink panther ringtone go off.. so i get up and run to my room to answer it. and on the way there i hit the table. HARD! i kept going not realizing that i hit a table. i answer the phone and it's my cousin (i know what you're thinking.. her cousin again? which one?) it's the one i got lost in the parking lot with. anyway. so we're talking and i'm sitting with my sister and she's watching tv.. and when my cousin is in the middle of the sentence... this is what happened:
cousin: "yeah so blah blah blah and then we could..."
moi: "FUCKING BITCH!!"
my sister jumps from her seat and my cousin is speechless.
cousin: "what? what's wrong?"
sister: :shfeech?"
moi: "OOOOOW!! 5ARRA EB SHAKIL OMIK ZAIN?!"
both of them: "what?!"
turns out i just felt the pain from when i hit the table.. and it hurt like hell!!! i had this big ass bruise on my hip.. and i'm just feeling the pain.. i guess my body was in shock.. when i think about it.. it's funny as hell

situation #5:
time: 2-3 weeks ago... i think.. :D

we're all having lunch. my brother sneezes..
moi: "7amdilla"
brother: "yir7amch allah"
moi: "yahdeena o yahdee..." i look at my brother
moi: "did you sneeze or did i sneeze?"
brother: "i think i did..."
moi: "3ayal laish gilt yir7amch allah??"
brother: "laish giltay 7amdilla??"
moi: "touche' "
my parents didn't let me forget about it for a week...


hmmmm.. what else? what else? what else?? i can't remember... anyway when i do i'll post about it..

From Class

guess where i am??

i'm in class!! ok ok it's not really a big deal.. except i'm in a public high school and the fact that i'm connected to wire-less internet is awesome!!

ok i'm bored and there's nothing left to say... and i'm sitting here munching on a krispy kreme donut is heaven..

oh and my friend sarah says hii.. don't mind her she's kind of a kook :P

aaaah how relaxing...

ok i have nothing to do and my friend is waiting to check her email...
everybody in class has her laptop and i'm the only one with a connection.. suck on that bitches!!!

p.s i know the pic looks very fugly.. but that's the way life is..

toodels ;P

You Can Never Get Enough Badleyat **click the title for older badleyat**

yes my dear reader, it's the time of the year again.. another badleyat post!!

shall we start??

1. kamboor (shampoo + conditioner)
2. mingalmmma (min6ama + mincha3ma)
3. 6ab3a (ma6aba) i said it in a dream!!
4. 3awajin (7awajib + 3yoon)
5. thakarteech (thakartich + thakarteeny)
6. sim3eeny a5izich (shofeeny a5izich)
7. ma7ad yakil o ib 7alja akil (ma7ad yitkalam o ib 7alja akil)
8. worild (weird)
9. magloofa (malgoofa)
10. akaataaab (aktib + kitab)
11. 3ara ib kainish (3ama ib 3ainich + 5ara ib shaklich)

Funny Video Of The Month :P

ako agdam min chethy?
i have no idea!!

bes i loooooooooooooooorve iit!!

I Find Great Humour In The Fact That We Ever Take Ourselves Seriously

ok i just feel a little bit iffy and i need to blow off some steam..


*I find it very odd that people are surprised when they find out I'm a quarter of an Indian.. what's the big deal?


*I've been thinking about learning a new language.. but I already know 4.. English, Arabic, Indian and French.. but I think I also wanna learn Italian.. what do you think I should learn?


*I've been having a lot of blonde moments. what the hell is wrong with me?


*one thing you should know about me is that I hate eating in crowded places. I just don't feel comfortable. I mean everybody sees everybody.. and I just don't want people to see me the minute I'm going to put food in my mouth. one time me and my cousins were eating dinner and the freaking waitress was standing in front of our table watching us eat.. all I did was drink water the whole time, and when the bitch finally decided to leave I was full from drinking the fucking water!!


* ok the point from that is my question: is it just me?


*I have decided to get a belly button ring! I will save some money till summer lamman insafer and I'll go get it done with my cousin. just don't tell our moms :P if they found out we'd be dead.. I hope my mom doesn't read my blog.. I really hope so...


*ok so this is something that's irked me for a very fucking long time.
when I speak English. I speak in an American accent. I don't do it on purpose, it just happens. and when I do it in public sometimes people look at me funny, like I'm showing off.. I'm not showing off this is the way I fucking talk! .... but if you hear a q80 person talk like that.. would you think they're showing off?


*I've been told that I'm a sarcastic bitch by my family.. and I wanted to see how sarcastic I am. so I took this test. and I'm very surprised!! I knew I'm sarcastic. but not to this extent:

You're Totally Sarcastic

You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitude, then too bad. So sad.

How Sarcastic Are You?

*yesterday I thought I lost my iPod. I was so freaked!! all my songs. my videos. my movies.. everything gone!!! 'till I found the iPod under my pillow -_-


*don't worry I give you permission to tell me how stupid I am because of the iPod thing.


*I've been told that I'm mean. I'm not mean, I'm honest! maybe too honest.. at least I'm not lying!!


*my brother tells me that I'm selfish. all I do is write about myself in my blog. (pause)

I'll give you a minute to digest this idiotic sentence and won't bother saying anything about it.


*I just sneezed. 7amdillah :P

What You Are To Me...

You're the one who's been there for me when nobody was.
You're the one who always knew what to say and you always say it at the right time.
You've always been there in my worst and best of times.
You have been with me through thick and thin.
You've helped me with everything, from helping me with homework or just being a smartass and telling me i was wrong.
You're the only one who's been truly honest with me and I the same.
You're the one I go to, to bitch and whine or let out my happiness or frustrations.
We have been through alot together.
From being sick or just plain unresponsive, but you've always come through.
You're the only one who knows how I truly feel about stuff, and you're the only one who truly knows me.

I love you,
I'm grateful towards you.
I owe everything to you.
You are my best friend,
My soul mate.
My Mac.

Funny Video Of The Month :P

i'm not sure if you've already seen this.. but who cares?!

it's still funny don't you think??

HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!

OMG!!!

anything else?? :P

Introducing Abercrombie & Fitch!

they're my favorite! i love them! i adore them! and they're so cuute! :P

the one on the right is Abercrombie and the other is fitch :D
i usually pick their noses when i feel bored. and when they start to fight i just shove my foot in their mouthes :P

that's it.. and i can't think of anything else. if i remember i'll tell you :P

Funny Video Of The Month :P

More Of My Cousins and I...

• Cousin #1: "Is it hot in here or is it just me?"
  Me: "No actually I'm the one who hott."
  Cousin #1: "Naturally :P"
  
  
• Cousin #2: "So what do you guys wanna do?"
  Me: "I don't know"
  Cousin #1: "What exactly *do* you know?"
  Me: "Apparently nothing."
  
  
• Me: "Stop saying the fucking 'F' word you fucking bitch!"
  
  
• Cousin #2: "Son of a b$!&$@ ^%#*&%$#;% ^$*(*%@&^$#@#!@!!!! "
  Me: "I'm so proud of you."
  
  
• Me: "Slow the car down la yinkisir el baith!" (notice the sarcasm:P )
  Cousin #2: "Tabeen tirje3een el bait mashy?"
  Me: "Tabeen t'9i3een?"
  Cousin #2: "Touche"
  
  
• *Me looking at a picture*
  Me: "I know who that is!"
  Cousin #2: "Ee Nedo."
  Me: "What?"
  HAHAHAHA
  
  
• Cousin #1: "So which city do you wanna go to?"
  Me: "Metropolis."
  Cousin #1: "In which state is that?"
  Me: "New Troy."
  Cousin #1: "There's no state named New Troy!"
  Me: "Of course there isn't! It's where Superman lives!"
  Cousin #1: "I thought Superman wasn't real?"
  Me: "Oh my god and I thought you were the smart one."
  
  
• *Cousin #2 hitting me*
  Me: "Hey stop that! shfeech?"
  Cousin #2: "I'm just trying to fix the GPS since it's not working very good!"
  Me: "Hey! the GPS is new and absolutely fine! it's the driver who sucks!"
  Cousin #2: "How am I a bad driver?"
  Me: "Well the fact that you needed a GPS *points at myself* to show you the way to jam3iyat eshamiya that was right in front of us!"
  
  
• Me: "I think I'm gonna change my fake name.."
  Cousin #1: "You can't change your fake name!"
  Me: "Why not? It's fake!"
  Cousin #1: "Because we all agreed for that to be your fake name."
  Me: "Maaan.."
  Cousin #2: "Just out of curiosity.. What would you change it to?"
  Me: "Zalee5a!"
  
  
• Cousin #2: "I feel lightheaded.."
  Me: "Oh sweety that's because the air in your head got out.."
  *Cousin #1 laughing silently*
  Cousin #2: "Is that supposed to be a joke?"
  Me: "Not really.. :)"
  

If Life Is Merely A Joke, Then The Question Is : For Who's Amusement?

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la bes chethy ga3da ajareb el keyboard :D

Read 'Em While They're Still Hot! ** click on the title for older badleyat**

here i am again, about to write badleyat.. nothing new.. this time i don't think it's for proof that i am om el badleyat.. i think it was very obvious from my other badleyat post.

so let's get on with it shall we? :)

1. 7ajiya (7aganiya)
2. a'3na a7aly (a7la a'3any)
3. pucking fussy (fucking pussy) please excuse my language :P
4. adabiya (mit2adba)
5. 9af5ita (fa95ita)
6. '63am (3'6am)
7. 9amya (3amya + 9am5a)
8. 5ayeena (5iyana)
9. tagree3a (targee3a)
10. karast kisriyey (kassart kirsiyey)
11. eeter eith (either eat)

there you have it!
enjoy!

p.s all these badleyat were from 3 days ago

Jeff and Walter

You Gotta Love Him

sha5bariiiiiiii!!! dust dust all over him man.. bes you cant help but giggle when you see him :P

ok so explain this to me. what's his deal? we all know he was abducted. but what happened after he was brought back?

is he an alien?

after they found out he was stupid they threw him away?

did they take his brain then returned him?

what's the deal? why is he so stupid?!

Preparation Is Key!

here are a few things that would help if someone came and said something about yo mama:

• Yo Mama So Stupid:

1. I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
2. when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
3. I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
4. she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
5. she lost her shadow.
6. when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'
7. she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
8. she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"
9. she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
10. she tried to drown a fish.

• Yo Mama So Fat:

1. I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
2. they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
3. she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
4. Fat Albert gave her the rights to say "Hey, hey, hey!"
5. when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
6. when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
7. all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
   "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
8. people jog around her for exercise.
9. I ran around her twice and got lost.
10. at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

• Yo Mama So Ugly:

1. well.. look at you!
2. she could only be Yo mama.
3. they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
4. when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
5. when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
6. she's uugly. I had to add another u `cause u is ugly too!
7. her shadow quit.
8. when she gets up, the sun goes down.
9. she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the fuck?!?!"
10. her pillow cries at night.

i think it would really help if you had a yo mama-thon with someone. but i must warn you that you must not have it with one of your brothers or sisters. cause that's just stupid.

Let's Dance!

ok i'm not sure if people already posted this or not.. but who gives a shit!! i'm posting it!!

it is hilarious!! and i love it!

it's the most watched video ever on youtube.. so i'm pretty sure some of you readers have seen it.. but what's the harm in watching it again right?

enjoy!